| 0 | - | cover | 1 | pencils: Tom Fowler | |
| 1 | Contents | table of contents | 1 | pencils: various; inks: various; letters: typeset | |
| 2 | Perpetual Outrage Engine! | comic story | 1 | script: Chris Mowry; colors: Chris Mowry | |
| 3 | Editorial | foreword, introduction, preface, afterword | 1 | script: D. A. Cox | |
| 4 | Wuvable Oaf Pro Series Body Hair Care | illustration | 1 | script: Ed Luce; pencils: Ed Luce; inks: Ed Luce; colors: Ed Luce | |
| 5 | Letters | letters page | 1 | letters: typeset | |
| 6 | Minimum Wage Book One: Focus on the Strange | promo (ad from the publisher) | 1 | pencils: Bob Fingerman; inks: Bob Fingerman; colors: Bob Fingerman | |
| 7 | Free Speech Fundamentalist | comic story | 1 | script: Art Spiegelman; pencils: Art Spiegelman; inks: Art Spiegelman; colors: Art Spiegelman; letters: Art Spiegelman | Art Spiegelman |
| 8 | Hobo vs Shark | comic story | 4 | script: Fred Van Lente; pencils: Derek Charm; inks: Derek Charm; colors: Derek Charm; letters: Derek Charm | |
| 9 | Bartlebert | comic story | 3 | script: Herman Melville, R. Sikoryak; pencils: R. Sikoryak; inks: R. Sikoryak; colors: R. Sikoryak; letters: R. Sikoryak | |
| 10 | What If... | comic story | 2 | script: Jeffrey Brown; pencils: Jeffrey Brown; inks: Jeffrey Brown; letters: Jeffrey Brown | |
| 11 | The Great Robot Race WAr! | comic story | 2 | script: E. J. Su; pencils: E. J. Su; inks: E. J. Su | |
| 12 | Cover Gallery | illustration | 1 | pencils: Tom Fowler, Duncan Fegredo, Vanesa R. Del Rey; inks: Tom Fowler, Duncan Fegredo, Vanesa R. Del Rey; colors: Tom Fowler, Duncan Fegredo, Vanesa R. Del Rey | |
| 13 | Wuvable Oaf Pro Series Body Hair Care | illustration | 1 | script: Ed Luce; pencils: Ed Luce; inks: Ed Luce; colors: Ed Luce | |
| 14 | Puzzle Page | illustration | 1 | pencils: Amy Clare; inks: Amy Clare; colors: Amy Clare | |
| 15 | Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr. | text article | 1 | script: Tony Shasteen, Oliver Wendell Holmes | |
| 16 | Free Speech Centerfold 2015 | illustration | 2 | pencils: Tony Shasteen; inks: Tony Shasteen; colors: Tony Shasteen | Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr. |
| 17 | Megaghost | comic story | 4 | script: Gabe Soria; pencils: Nate Doyle; inks: Nate Doyle; colors: Allen Passalaqua; letters: Vito Delsante, Full Court Press, Arik Roper | Martin Margus; Megaghost |
| 18 | The Offense Never Rests | comic story | 2 | script: Bob Fingerman; pencils: Bob Fingerman; inks: Bob Fingerman; colors: Bob Fingerman | |
| 19 | Nude World Order | comic story | 2 | script: John Arcudi; pencils: Tyler Crook; inks: Tyler Crook; colors: Tyler Crook | |
| 20 | Rumble | promo (ad from the publisher) | 1 | pencils: James Harren; inks: James Harren; colors: Dave Stewart | |
| 21 | Big Man Plans: Blood Red Rose Colored Glasses | comic story | 2 | script: Eric Powell, Tim Wiesch; pencils: Eric Powell; inks: Eric Powell; colors: Eric Powell | |
| 22 | The Golden Were-Ape of Kamchatka, Chapter Nine: She-Bitch of the Savage Steppe | text story | 3 | script: D. A. Cox; pencils: Gabriel Hardman; inks: Gabriel Hardman | |
| 23 | Sin City U.S.A.! | comic story | 2 | script: Peter Bagge; pencils: Peter Bagge; inks: Peter Bagge; letters: Peter Bagge | The Beach Boys [Dennis Wilson; Carl Wilson]; Mabel |
| 24 | That Time I Almost Went Down on a Girl | comic story | 1 | script: Sina Grace; pencils: Sina Grace; inks: Sina Grace | Sina Grace; Jocelyn |
| 25 | Comic Book Legal Defense Fun | comic story | 1 | script: Evan Dorkin; pencils: Evan Dorkin; inks: Evan Dorkin; colors: Sarah Dyer; letters: Evan Dorkin | |
| 26 | Wuvable Oaf Pro Series Body Hair Care | illustration | 1 | script: Ed Luce; pencils: Ed Luce; inks: Ed Luce; colors: Ed Luce | |
| 27 | Life With Archie in Vietnam | illustration | 1 | script: Jared K. Fletcher; pencils: Jared K. Fletcher; inks: Jared K. Fletcher; colors: Jared K. Fletcher; letters: Jared K. Fletcher | Archie Andrews, Jughead Jones |
| 28 | Comin Next Issue | text article | 1 | pencils: Brian Wood; inks: Brian Wood | |