| 0 | - | cover | 1 | pencils: Timothy Georgarakis; inks: Timothy Georgarakis; colors: Timothy Georgarakis | Flotilla; Ash |
| 1 | - | illustration | 1 | script: Max Andersson; pencils: Max Andersson; inks: Max Andersson; colors: Max Andersson; letters: Max Andersson | Car-Boy |
| 2 | Zero Zero | table of contents | 1 | letters: ?; typeset | |
| 3 | The Forgotten Dream of a Melancholy Chef | comic story | 2 | script: Ted Stearn; pencils: Ted Stearn; inks: Ted Stearn; letters: Ted Stearn | Melancholy Chef |
| 4 | The Chuckling Whatsit (part three) | comic story | 7 | script: Richard Sala; pencils: Richard Sala; inks: Richard Sala; letters: Richard Sala | Mandrill; Broom; Abigail Aberdevine; Celeste; Irving Abacus; Masked Girl [Phoebe] |
| 5 | Gruesome Charlie in "No Erect Penises" | comic story | 6 | script: Jess Johnson; pencils: Jess Johnson; inks: Jess Johnson; letters: Jess Johnson | Charlie; Pearl; Rex Payne; April Payne; Susan |
| 6 | I Was Killing When Killing Wasn't Cool | comic story | 8 | script: Al Columbia; pencils: Al Columbia; inks: Al Columbia; colors: Al Columbia; letters: Al Columbia | Seymour Sunshine; Knishkebibble the Monkey-Boy; Cinnamon Jack |
| 7 | The Licker in Lost Boobie-Chain Blues | comic story | 1 | script: Carol Tyler; pencils: Carol Tyler; inks: Carol Tyler; letters: Carol Tyler | |
| 8 | The New War! | comic story | 4 | script: David Collier; pencils: David Collier; inks: David Collier; letters: David Collier | General Frankenworth; Dave Collier |
| 9 | Meat Box (part one) | comic story | 10 | script: Kaz; pencils: Kaz, Timothy Georgarakis; inks: Timothy Georgarakis; letters: Timothy Georgarakis | Ash; Flotilla; Numbo; Nappy; Dred; Vladimir; Dozo |
| 10 | Zero Welcomes... | foreword, introduction, preface, afterword | 1 | script: Kim Thompson; pencils: Al Columbia, Mark Beyer; inks: Al Columbia, Mark Beyer | |
| 11 | Back Issues... | promo (ad from the publisher) | 1 | letters: typeset | |
| 12 | Signs of the Impending Apocalypse! (Sign the Fourth) | illustration | 1 | script: Mark Beyer; pencils: Mark Beyer; inks: Mark Beyer; colors: Rebecca Bowen | |