| 0 | Free in This issue! Eight Mega-Hits of VALIUM! to Help You Mellow Out, Dude | cover | 1 | pencils: Drew Friedman; inks: Drew Friedman; colors: Drew Friedman | |
| 1 | Comicks? | cartoon | 1 | script: Henriette Valium; pencils: Henriette Valium; inks: Henriette Valium; colors: Henriette Valium; letters: Henriette Valium | |
| 2 | ZZ 10 Dig All This Groovy New Shit | credits, title page | 1 | pencils: Marc Arsenault; inks: Marc Arsenault | Monroe Simmons |
| 3 | Contributors Notes Hype & Plugs | foreword, introduction, preface, afterword | 1 | pencils: Aleksandar Zograf, David Holzman; inks: Aleksandar Zograf, David Holzman | |
| 4 | Cash! | comic story | 1 | script: Henriette Valium; pencils: Henriette Valium; inks: Henriette Valium; letters: Henriette Valium | |
| 5 | Monroe Simmons | comic story | 5 | script: Sam Henderson; pencils: Sam Henderson; inks: Sam Henderson; letters: Sam Henderson | Monroe Simmons |
| 6 | Alcool! | comic story | 1 | script: Henriette Valium; pencils: Henriette Valium; inks: Henriette Valium; letters: Henriette Valium | |
| 7 | Car-Boy | comic story | 2 | script: Max Andersson; pencils: Max Andersson; inks: Max Andersson; letters: Max Andersson | Car-Boy |
| 8 | The Chuckling Whatsit, part nine | comic story | 7 | script: Richard Sala; pencils: Richard Sala; inks: Richard Sala; letters: Richard Sala | Broom |
| 9 | Emotions!?! | comic story | 1 | script: Henriette Valium; pencils: Henriette Valium; inks: Henriette Valium; letters: Henriette Valium | |
| 10 | The Mirror Game | comic story | 4 | script: Jeff Johnson; pencils: Jeff Johnson; inks: Jeff Johnson; letters: Jeff Johnson | |
| 11 | Crisis! | comic story | 1 | script: Henriette Valium; pencils: Henriette Valium; inks: Henriette Valium; letters: Henriette Valium | |
| 12 | The Serbian Dreamer | comic story | 4 | script: Aleksandar Zograf; pencils: Aleksandar Zograf; inks: Aleksandar Zograf; letters: Aleksandar Zograf | |
| 13 | Male | comic story | 1 | script: Henriette Valium; pencils: Henriette Valium; inks: Henriette Valium; letters: Henriette Valium | |
| 14 | Homunculus: Shipwrecked | comic story | 5 | script: Mack White; pencils: Mack White; inks: Mack White; letters: Mack White | |
| 15 | Science! | comic story | 1 | script: Henriette Valium; pencils: Henriette Valium; inks: Henriette Valium; letters: Henriette Valium | |
| 16 | "Reggae on the River" | comic story | 4 | script: David Collier; pencils: David Collier; inks: David Collier; letters: David Collier | |
| 17 | Female | comic story | 1 | script: Henriette Valium; pencils: Henriette Valium; inks: Henriette Valium; letters: Henriette Valium | |
| 18 | Daphne Returned | comic story | 6 | script: David N. Holzman; pencils: David N. Holzman; inks: David N. Holzman; letters: David N. Holzman | |
| 19 | - | promo (ad from the publisher) | 1 | pencils: Roy Tompkins; inks: Roy Tompkins | |
| 20 | Jesus Is Suffering For You | comic story | 1 | script: Mike Diana; pencils: Mike Diana; inks: Mike Diana; letters: Mike Diana | |
| 21 | ZZ Mart | promo (ad from the publisher) | 1 | pencils: Henriette Valium, Charles Burns; inks: Henriette Valium, Charles Burns | |
| 22 | Jesus Is Back ...and He's Packing Heat!! | illustration | 1 | pencils: Skip Williamson; inks: Skip Williamson; colors: Skip Williamson; letters: Skip Williamson | Jesus |