| 0 | - | cover | 1 | pencils: Mary Fleener; inks: Mary Fleener | |
| 1 | “Welcome to the polyperverse world of Real Girl... whatever “her” gender, orientation, or biological sex" | foreword, introduction, preface, afterword | 1 | script: Angela Bocage | |
| 2 | Tom's Stag | comic story | 5 | script: Colin Upton; pencils: Colin Upton; inks: Colin Upton; letters: Colin Upton | Colin Upton; Tom; Marsha; Stephie; James; Tom's Step-Father; Jerk Ex-Husband; Kevin; Dan; Terry; Roberta Gregory (unnamed) |
| 3 | How I Spent My Xmas Vacation | comic story | 2 | script: Diane Noomin; pencils: Diane Noomin; inks: Diane Noomin; letters: Diane Noomin | Didi Glitz; Diane Noomin; Aline Kominsky-Crumb; Sophie Crumb; Blabette |
| 4 | Getting Committed | comic story | 1 | script: Alison Bechdel; pencils: Alison Bechdel; inks: Alison Bechdel; letters: Alison Bechdel | Ginger; Mo; Harriet; Clarice Clifford; Antonia Ortiz |
| 5 | This Modern World | comic story | 3 | script: Tom Tomorrow; pencils: Tom Tomorrow; inks: Tom Tomorrow; letters: Tom Tomorrow | Sparky; Mr. Carruthers |
| 6 | Altared States | comic story | 1 | script: Alison Bechdel; pencils: Alison Bechdel; inks: Alison Bechdel; letters: Alison Bechdel | Clarice Clifford; Antonia Ortiz; Tanya; Ginger; Mo; Harriet |
| 7 | Roxxie's New Weight-Loss Diet | comic story | 4 | script: Roxxie; pencils: Roxxie; inks: Roxxie; letters: Roxxie | Roxxie; Betsy |
| 8 | Death Takes a Working Vacation | comic story | 2 | script: Garret Gaston; pencils: Garret Gaston; inks: Garret Gaston; letters: Garret Gaston | Death |
| 9 | The Psychobabology of Women's Humor | text story | 2 | script: Kris Kovick; pencils: Leslie Sternbergh; inks: Leslie Sternbergh | |
| 10 | After Ten | comic story | 2 | script: Mario Hernandez; pencils: Mario Hernandez; inks: Mario Hernandez; letters: Mario Hernandez | |
| 11 | The Psychobabology of Women's Humor (continued from pages 20-21) | text story | 0.5 | script: Kris Kovick | |
| 12 | - | illustration | 0.5 | script: Kris Kovick; pencils: Kris Kovick; inks: Kris Kovick; letters: Kris Kovick | |
| 13 | Roxxie's Mo' Better Weight-Loss Diet | comic story | 4 | script: Roxxie; pencils: Roxxie; inks: Roxxie; letters: Roxxie | |
| 14 | Signed, Sister Ende | comic story | 5 | script: Cheela Smith; pencils: Cheela Smith; inks: Cheela Smith; letters: Cheela Smith | Sister Ende; Father Don Pedro; Abbess/ Reverend Mother; Brother Ferdinand; Miss Elling; Seth |
| 15 | A Little S+M (A Sexual History) | comic story | 4 | script: Judy Becker; pencils: Judy Becker; inks: Judy Becker; letters: Judy Becker | Judy; Sister; Mom; Jed |
| 16 | The Honeymooners | comic story | 1 | script: Alison Bechdel; pencils: Alison Bechdel; inks: Alison Bechdel; letters: Alison Bechdel | Clarice Clifford; Antonia Ortiz; Mo; Harriet |
| 17 | - | foreword, introduction, preface, afterword | 1 | script: Angela Bocage | |
| 18 | Couples | activity | 1 | script: Jennifer Camper; pencils: Jennifer Camper; inks: Jennifer Camper; letters: Jennifer Camper | |
| 19 | - | illustration | 1 | pencils: Cara Tereno; inks: Cara Tereno; colors: Cara Tereno | |