| 0 | - | cover | 1 | pencils: Gilbert Hernandez; inks: Gilbert Hernandez | |
| 1 | R. Crumb Almanac no. 22 cover | illustration | 1 | pencils: R. Crumb; inks: R. Crumb; colors: R. Crumb; letters: R. Crumb | |
| 2 | Prime Cuts Words & Pictures | credits, title page | 1 | letters: typeset | |
| 3 | The Sphinx Without a Secret | comic story | 8 | script: Oscar Wilde; pencils: Alec Stevens; inks: Alec Stevens; letters: Alec Stevens | Lord Gerald Murchison; Madame de Rastail; Lady Alroy |
| 4 | Hell Fridge | comic story | 2 | script: Mark Marek; pencils: Mark Marek; inks: Mark Marek; letters: Mark Marek | Billy; Janet; Father O'Shawnessy |
| 5 | Retirement Village | comic story | 1 | script: Dori Seda; pencils: Dori Seda; inks: Dori Seda; letters: Dori Seda | Rose; Mr. Michaels |
| 6 | - | credits, title page | 1 | pencils: Rick Geary; inks: Rick Geary | |
| 7 | How I Almost Got Stomped to the "Still of the Night" by the "Five Satins" | comic story | 5 | script: Spain; pencils: Spain; inks: Spain; letters: Spain | Adelbert; Crying Tommy Brown; Fletcher; "Fats" Domino (cameo); Chuck Berry (cameo); Shirley and Lee (cameo); Little Richard (cameo); The Five Satins (cameo) |
| 8 | Overheard at London's Snack Bars | comic story | 1 | script: Susan Catherine; pencils: Susan Catherine; inks: Susan Catherine; letters: Susan Catherine | |
| 9 | Clouds | comic story | 5 | script: Mark Martin; pencils: Mark Martin; inks: Mark Martin; letters: Mark Martin | |
| 10 | - | comic story | 1 | script: Skip Williamson; pencils: Skip Williamson; inks: Skip Williamson; letters: Skip Williamson | Snappy Sammy Smoot; Ragtime Billy |
| 11 | UFO | comic story | 3 | script: Alex Toth; pencils: Alex Toth; inks: Alex Toth; letters: Alex Toth | |
| 12 | The Hidden Face | comic story | 3 | script: Richard Sala; pencils: Richard Sala; inks: Richard Sala; letters: Richard Sala | Gretma; The Proprietor |
| 13 | The Gallery - Seventh Promenade (Naples) | comic story | 5 | script: John Horne Burns | |
| 14 | The Best Work By the Best Cartoonists In The World... | promo (ad from the publisher) | 1 | pencils: Gilbert Hernandez, Jaime Hernandez, Rick Geary, Stan Sakai, E. C. Segar, Peter Bagge; inks: Gilbert Hernandez, Jaime Hernandez, Rick Geary, Stan Sakai, E. C. Segar, Peter Bagge | |
| 15 | I Won a Million! | comic story | 2 | script: Norman Dog; pencils: Norman Dog; inks: Norman Dog; letters: Norman Dog | The Young Consumers |
| 16 | Skiff | comic story | 5 | script: Glenn Dakin; pencils: Phil Elliott; inks: Phil Elliott; letters: Phil Elliott | Skiff |
| 17 | Contributors | credits, title page | 1 | letters: typeset | |
| 18 | Industrial Revolution | comic story | 2 | script: J. Sacco; pencils: J. Sacco; inks: J. Sacco; letters: J. Sacco | |
| 19 | Treasure of the Lost Empire Chapter 2 | comic story | 16 | script: Mitch Manzer; pencils: Mitch Manzer; inks: Mitch Manzer; letters: Mitch Manzer | Will; Buddy Smudley; Rory Randall; Namron the Invincible; Dick Pritkin; Raldo; Frog [The Princess]; Cindy Lou |
| 20 | Flaubert's Dictionary of Received Ideas | text story | 1 | script: Gustave Flaubert; pencils: Rick Geary; inks: Rick Geary | |
| 21 | - | illustration | 1 | pencils: Kim Deitch; inks: Kim Deitch; colors: Kim Deitch | |
| 22 | - | promo (ad from the publisher) | 1 | pencils: Steve Lafler; inks: Steve Lafler | |