| 0 | - | cover | 1 | script: S. Clay Wilson; pencils: S. Clay Wilson; inks: S. Clay Wilson; letters: S. Clay Wilson | |
| 1 | Introduction | foreword, introduction, preface, afterword | 4 | pencils: S. Clay Wilson; inks: S. Clay Wilson | |
| 2 | Table of Contents | table of contents | 2 | pencils: S. Clay Wilson; inks: S. Clay Wilson | |
| 3 | Wilson's Childhood | text article | 12 | script: Patrick Rosenkranz; pencils: S. Clay Wilson; inks: S. Clay Wilson | |
| 4 | Shorts in the Bowl | comic story | 1 | script: S. Clay Wilson; pencils: S. Clay Wilson; inks: S. Clay Wilson; letters: S. Clay Wilson | |
| 5 | The River City Shoot-Out | comic story | 1 | script: S. Clay Wilson; pencils: S. Clay Wilson; inks: S. Clay Wilson; letters: S. Clay Wilson | |
| 6 | No Loot for You, Captain Namrooth | comic story | 4 | script: S. Clay Wilson; pencils: S. Clay Wilson; inks: S. Clay Wilson; letters: S. Clay Wilson | |
| 7 | - | cover reprint (on interior page) | 1 | script: S. Clay Wilson; pencils: S. Clay Wilson; inks: S. Clay Wilson; letters: S. Clay Wilson | |
| 8 | Portfolio Comix | illustration | 15 | pencils: S. Clay Wilson; inks: S. Clay Wilson; letters: S. Clay Wilson | |
| 9 | Afterwards | comic story | 1 | script: S. Clay Wilson; pencils: S. Clay Wilson; inks: S. Clay Wilson; letters: S. Clay Wilson | |
| 10 | It's a thrill to kill..." | comic story | 1 | script: S. Clay Wilson; pencils: S. Clay Wilson; inks: S. Clay Wilson; letters: S. Clay Wilson | |
| 11 | The 137th Dream of Lester Gass | cartoon | 1 | script: S. Clay Wilson; pencils: S. Clay Wilson; inks: S. Clay Wilson; letters: S. Clay Wilson | |
| 12 | Insect Paranoia | comic story | 1 | script: S. Clay Wilson; pencils: S. Clay Wilson; inks: S. Clay Wilson; letters: S. Clay Wilson | |
| 13 | Insect Angst | comic story | 2 | script: S. Clay Wilson; pencils: S. Clay Wilson; inks: S. Clay Wilson; letters: S. Clay Wilson | |
| 14 | Insomnia Angst | comic story | 4 | script: S. Clay Wilson; pencils: S. Clay Wilson; inks: S. Clay Wilson; letters: S. Clay Wilson | |
| 15 | Boogie Boogie Horror Yarn | comic story | 2 | script: S. Clay Wilson; pencils: S. Clay Wilson; inks: S. Clay Wilson; letters: S. Clay Wilson | Wilfred Flance; Fatima; Tide Monster |
| 16 | Whip Tip Tales | comic story | 3 | script: S. Clay Wilson; pencils: S. Clay Wilson; inks: S. Clay Wilson; letters: S. Clay Wilson | |
| 17 | Soft Core Porn Yarn | comic story | 1 | script: S. Clay Wilson; pencils: S. Clay Wilson; inks: S. Clay Wilson; letters: S. Clay Wilson | |
| 18 | Higher Education | text article | 20 | script: Patrick Rosenkranz; pencils: S. Clay Wilson; inks: S. Clay Wilson; colors: S. Clay Wilson | |
| 19 | The Hog Ridin' Fools | comic story | 14 | script: S. Clay Wilson; pencils: S. Clay Wilson; inks: S. Clay Wilson; letters: S. Clay Wilson | Checkered Demon; Archie; Leroy; Beverly; Ramona; Wes; Felix; Goon; Bernice; Howard |
| 20 | He's shitting | comic story | 1 | script: S. Clay Wilson; pencils: S. Clay Wilson; inks: S. Clay Wilson; letters: S. Clay Wilson | |
| 21 | Head First | comic story | 1 | script: S. Clay Wilson; pencils: S. Clay Wilson; inks: S. Clay Wilson; letters: S. Clay Wilson | |
| 22 | Captain Pissgums and His Pervert Pirates | comic story | 10 | script: S. Clay Wilson; pencils: S. Clay Wilson; inks: S. Clay Wilson; letters: S. Clay Wilson | Captain Pissgums; Felix; George; Lestera; The First Mate; Favorite Cabin Boy; Captain Fatima; Ruth; Hysterical Cabin Boy; The Cook; Mister Owens; Large Dyke |
| 23 | Gilded Moments | comic story | 1 | script: S. Clay Wilson; pencils: S. Clay Wilson; inks: S. Clay Wilson; letters: S. Clay Wilson | Ralph; Howard |
| 24 | Captain Edward St. Miquel Tilden Bradshaw | illustration | 1 | script: S. Clay Wilson; pencils: S. Clay Wilson; inks: S. Clay Wilson; letters: S. Clay Wilson | Captain Edward St. Miquel Tilden Bradshaw; Mister Owens |
| 25 | Come Fix | comic story | 1 | script: S. Clay Wilson; pencils: S. Clay Wilson; inks: S. Clay Wilson; letters: S. Clay Wilson | Bernice; Local Stud; Lulu |
| 26 | - | comic story | 1 | script: S. Clay Wilson; pencils: S. Clay Wilson; inks: S. Clay Wilson; letters: S. Clay Wilson | Bernice; Arnie |
| 27 | A Ball In the Bung Hole | comic story | 2 | script: S. Clay Wilson; pencils: S. Clay Wilson; inks: S. Clay Wilson; letters: S. Clay Wilson | Black Prince; Little Servant Girl [Lulu]; Black Prince's Friend |
| 28 | Centerspread | illustration | 2 | script: S. Clay Wilson; pencils: S. Clay Wilson; inks: S. Clay Wilson; letters: S. Clay Wilson | |
| 29 | Leather Tits | comic story | 1 | script: S. Clay Wilson; pencils: S. Clay Wilson; inks: S. Clay Wilson; letters: S. Clay Wilson | |
| 30 | Star Eyed Stella | comic story | 10 | script: S. Clay Wilson; pencils: S. Clay Wilson; inks: S. Clay Wilson; letters: S. Clay Wilson | Fat Demon; Star-Eyed Stella; The Pirate; Luke; Rosy Namrooth; Checkered Demon |
| 31 | The Midnight Misogynist | comic story | 4 | script: S. Clay Wilson; pencils: S. Clay Wilson; inks: S. Clay Wilson; letters: S. Clay Wilson | Lester Gass |
| 32 | Ruby the Dyke Meets Weedman | comic story | 7 | script: S. Clay Wilson; pencils: S. Clay Wilson; inks: S. Clay Wilson; letters: S. Clay Wilson | Ruby The Dyke |
| 33 | Snake Snatch Tale | comic story | 1 | script: S. Clay Wilson; pencils: S. Clay Wilson; inks: S. Clay Wilson; letters: S. Clay Wilson | Checkered Demon |
| 34 | Lawrence, Kansas | text article | 12 | script: Patrick Rosenkranz; pencils: S. Clay Wilson; inks: S. Clay Wilson; colors: S. Clay Wilson | |
| 35 | The Felching Vampires Meet the Holy Virgin Mary | comic story | 8 | script: S. Clay Wilson; pencils: S. Clay Wilson; inks: S. Clay Wilson; letters: S. Clay Wilson; editing: Keith Green | Bramley the Vampire; Wetzel the Vampire; The Holy Virgin Mary; Joseph; Jesus Christ |
| 36 | Pudocchio | comic story | 8 | script: Crank Collingwood; pencils: Crank Collingwood; inks: Crank Collingwood; letters: Crank Collingwood | |
| 37 | - | cartoon | 0.33 | script: S. Clay Wilson; pencils: S. Clay Wilson; inks: S. Clay Wilson; letters: S. Clay Wilson | |
| 38 | - | cartoon | 0.33 | script: S. Clay Wilson; pencils: S. Clay Wilson; inks: S. Clay Wilson; letters: S. Clay Wilson | |
| 39 | - | cartoon | 0.34 | script: S. Clay Wilson; pencils: S. Clay Wilson; inks: S. Clay Wilson; letters: S. Clay Wilson | |
| 40 | - | cartoon | 1 | script: S. Clay Wilson; pencils: S. Clay Wilson; inks: S. Clay Wilson; letters: S. Clay Wilson | |
| 41 | - | comic story | 2 | script: S. Clay Wilson; pencils: S. Clay Wilson; inks: S. Clay Wilson; letters: S. Clay Wilson | |
| 42 | Pendants | comic story | 1 | script: S. Clay Wilson; pencils: S. Clay Wilson; inks: S. Clay Wilson; letters: S. Clay Wilson | |
| 43 | Star-Eyed Stella | comic story | 2 | script: S. Clay Wilson; pencils: S. Clay Wilson; inks: S. Clay Wilson; letters: S. Clay Wilson | Star-Eyed Stella; Micro-Monk |
| 44 | Nail Tales | comic story | 1 | script: S. Clay Wilson; pencils: S. Clay Wilson; inks: S. Clay Wilson; letters: S. Clay Wilson | |
| 45 | The Barbary Coast | text article | 32 | script: Patrick Rosenkranz; pencils: S. Clay Wilson, Robert Crumb, Patrick Rosenkranz; inks: S. Clay Wilson, Robert Crumb, Patrick Rosenkranz; colors: S. Clay Wilson | |
| 46 | Deranged Doctors | comic story | 2 | script: S. Clay Wilson; pencils: S. Clay Wilson; inks: S. Clay Wilson; letters: S. Clay Wilson | |
| 47 | Fun City In Ba'Dan | illustration | 2 | pencils: S. Clay Wilson; inks: S. Clay Wilson | Narrator; Audrey; Pu |
| 48 | The Corpse Gobblin' Ogre of Columbite Mountain | comic story | 3 | script: S. Clay Wilson; pencils: S. Clay Wilson; inks: S. Clay Wilson; letters: S. Clay Wilson | Checkered Demon; Hunchback Ogre; Fisk; Simpson |
| 49 | Monster Bride | comic story | 2 | script: S. Clay Wilson; pencils: S. Clay Wilson; inks: S. Clay Wilson; letters: S. Clay Wilson | Doctor Fetterman; Nurse Baxter; The Chief |
| 50 | Vampire Lust | comic story | 1 | script: S. Clay Wilson; pencils: S. Clay Wilson; inks: S. Clay Wilson; letters: S. Clay Wilson | Vampire |
| 51 | Last Foe | comic story | 2 | script: S. Clay Wilson; pencils: S. Clay Wilson; inks: S. Clay Wilson; colors: S. Clay Wilson; letters: S. Clay Wilson | |
| 52 | Front & Back Covers of Portfolio Comix | illustration | 3 | pencils: S. Clay Wilson; inks: S. Clay Wilson; colors: S. Clay Wilson | |
| 53 | Zap Comix | cover reprint (on interior page) | 1 | pencils: S. Clay Wilson; inks: S. Clay Wilson; colors: S. Clay Wilson | |
| 54 | - | cover reprint (on interior page) | 2 | script: S. Clay Wilson; pencils: S. Clay Wilson; inks: S. Clay Wilson; colors: S. Clay Wilson; letters: S. Clay Wilson | |
| 55 | Pinup | illustration | 1 | script: S. Clay Wilson; pencils: S. Clay Wilson; inks: S. Clay Wilson; colors: Michele Brand; letters: S. Clay Wilson | |
| 56 | - | cover reprint (on interior page) | 2 | pencils: S. Clay Wilson; inks: S. Clay Wilson; letters: S. Clay Wilson | |
| 57 | The Saga of Yukon Pete | comic story | 2 | script: S. Clay Wilson; pencils: S. Clay Wilson; inks: S. Clay Wilson; letters: S. Clay Wilson | |
| 58 | Surfsup | comic story | 1 | script: S. Clay Wilson; pencils: S. Clay Wilson; inks: S. Clay Wilson; letters: S. Clay Wilson | |
| 59 | Recommended Reading | text article | 1 | script: Patrick Rosenkranz | |
| 60 | The Author Would Like to Thank | text article | 1 | script: Patrick Rosenkranz; pencils: S. Clay Wilson; inks: S. Clay Wilson | |
| 61 | Credits | credits, title page | 1 | letters: typeset | |