| 0 | - | cover | 1 | pencils: Joe Matt; inks: Joe Matt; colors: Joe Matt, Rayson Films | |
| 2 | - | credits, title page | 1 | pencils: Joe Matt, Scott Russo, L. J. Kopf, Brian Sendelbach, Wayne Honath, Rick Geary; inks: Joe Matt, Scott Russo, L. J. Kopf, Brian Sendelbach, Wayne Honath, Rick Geary | |
| 3 | The Torments of My Mind | comic story | 3 | script: Joe Matt; pencils: Joe Matt; inks: Joe Matt; letters: Joe Matt | Joe Matt; Dad; Chris; Mom; Peter; Monica; Grandpop; Grandmother; Laura #1; Kevin; Trish; Laura #2; Tom; Ron; Heidi |
| 4 | I Was a Self-Confessional Cartoonist! | comic story | 5 | script: Dennis Pimple; pencils: T. Motley; inks: T. Motley; letters: T. Motley | Roger; Wes; Ginger Duck; Scott; Dennis Pimple |
| 5 | Letters to London | comic story | 1 | script: Emilie Harvey; pencils: Emilie Harvey; inks: Emilie Harvey; letters: Emilie Harvey | Truck Driver; Hippy Guy; Zoe |
| 6 | Silas II (The Epic) | comic story | 3 | script: Scott Russo; pencils: Scott Russo; inks: Scott Russo; letters: Scott Russo | Dave; Silas Rhodes; Phil McCrack; Kalli Flower; Jerry Rabinowitz |
| 7 | Der Fuhrer der S.V.A. | comic story | 2 | script: Scott Russo; pencils: Scott Russo; inks: Scott Russo; letters: Scott Russo | Silas Rhodes; Superman (cameo); Hawkman (cameo); Spider-Man (cameo) |
| 8 | - | promo (ad from the publisher) | 1 | letters: typeset | |
| 9 | Artistic License | comic story | 8 | script: Colin Upton; pencils: Stephen Geary; inks: Stephen Geary; letters: Stephen Geary | Suzy Wong [Susan Wong]; Sculptor; David Letterman; Playwright Friend |
| 10 | Franz and Fine in Dreary Day | comic story | 1 | script: L. J. Kopf; pencils: L. J. Kopf; inks: L. J. Kopf; letters: L. J. Kopf | Franz; Fine |
| 11 | My Luck With Dogs | comic story | 2 | script: Brian Sendelbach; pencils: Brian Sendelbach; inks: Brian Sendelbach; letters: Brian Sendelbach | Billy Mathers; Chewbacca; Felix; Grover; Ernie; Mr. Bill; Fred; Dwight |
| 12 | Card Club | comic story | 2 | script: Brian Sendelbach; pencils: Brian Sendelbach; inks: Brian Sendelbach; letters: Brian Sendelbach | Billy Mathers; Mom |
| 13 | Haircuts | comic story | 1 | script: Brian Sendelbach; pencils: Brian Sendelbach; inks: Brian Sendelbach; letters: Brian Sendelbach | Billy Mathers |
| 14 | The Death of a Beatle | comic story | 1 | script: Brian Sendelbach; pencils: Brian Sendelbach; inks: Brian Sendelbach; letters: Brian Sendelbach | Billy Mathers; Sammy |
| 15 | Muff Diver | comic story | 14.5 | script: Matt Stromberg; pencils: Matt Stromberg; inks: Matt Stromberg; letters: Matt Stromberg | Driver; Harry; Dick; Muff Diver |
| 16 | - | promo (ad from the publisher) | 0.5 | pencils: José Muñoz; inks: José Muñoz | |
| 17 | The Paperboy | comic story | 1 | script: Wayne Honath; pencils: Wayne Honath; inks: Wayne Honath; letters: Wayne Honath | Paperboy; Jim |
| 18 | - | text story | 1 | script: Gustave Flaubert; pencils: Rick Geary; inks: Rick Geary | |
| 19 | - | promo (ad from the publisher) | 2 | letters: typeset | |