| 0 | - | cover | 1 | pencils: Rick Altergott; inks: Rick Altergott; letters: Eric Reynolds | |
| 1 | The Count | illustration | 1 | script: Richard Sala; pencils: Richard Sala; inks: Richard Sala; letters: Richard Sala | |
| 2 | Dirty Stories Volume 2 | illustration | 3 | script: Daniel Clowes; pencils: Daniel Clowes; inks: Daniel Clowes; letters: Daniel Clowes | |
| 3 | Table of Contents | table of contents | 1 | pencils: Kevin Scalzo; inks: Kevin Scalzo | |
| 4 | The First Time | comic story | 12 | script: Dylan Horrocks; pencils: Dylan Horrocks; inks: Dylan Horrocks; letters: Dylan Horrocks | |
| 5 | Tales from La Mala Pena | comic story | 6 | script: Santiago Sequeiros; pencils: Santiago Sequeiros; inks: Santiago Sequeiros; letters: Santiago Sequeiros | |
| 6 | Nighttime in Encanto Park | illustration | 1 | pencils: Richard Sala; inks: Richard Sala | |
| 7 | Ogre Comedy Sex Risque Cliches | comic story | 2 | script: Penny Van Horn; pencils: Penny Van Horn; inks: Penny Van Horn; letters: Penny Van Horn | |
| 8 | Fucky and Mr. Jinx | comic story | 2.4 | script: Tony Millionaire; pencils: Tony Millionaire; inks: Tony Millionaire; letters: Tony Millionaire | |
| 9 | Drinky Crow | comic story | 0.6 | script: Tony Millionaire; pencils: Tony Millionaire; inks: Tony Millionaire; letters: Tony Millionaire | Drinky Crow |
| 10 | Ms. Pamela | illustration | 1 | pencils: Jim Blanchard; inks: Jim Blanchard; letters: Jim Blanchard | |
| 11 | Fucky and Mister Jinx | comic story | 2.4 | script: Tony Millionaire; pencils: Tony Millionaire; inks: Tony Millionaire; letters: Tony Millionaire | |
| 12 | Drinky Crow | comic story | 0.6 | script: Tony Millionaire; pencils: Tony Millionaire; inks: Tony Millionaire; letters: Tony Millionaire | Drinky Crow |
| 13 | The Erotic World of Long Dong Silver | comic story | 4 | script: Johnny Ryan; pencils: Johnny Ryan; inks: Johnny Ryan; letters: Johnny Ryan | |
| 14 | Cutey Cute and Wiggly Woim! | comic story | 4 | script: Kevin Scalzo; pencils: Kevin Scalzo; inks: Kevin Scalzo; letters: Kevin Scalzo | |
| 15 | It's Dirty Magazine | comic story | 4 | script: Peeps; pencils: Peeps; inks: Peeps; letters: Peeps | |
| 16 | The Adventures of... Nipplez 'n' Tum-Tum | comic story | 10 | script: Mary Fleener; pencils: Mary Fleener; inks: Mary Fleener; letters: Mary Fleener | |
| 17 | - | comic story | 4 | script: John Kerschbaum; pencils: John Kerschbaum; inks: John Kerschbaum; letters: John Kerschbaum | |
| 18 | Buying Bologna | comic story | 5 | script: Bob Fingerman; pencils: Bob Fingerman; inks: Bob Fingerman; letters: Bob Fingerman | |
| 19 | Mixed Up | comic story | 1 | script: Greg Stump; pencils: Greg Stump; inks: Greg Stump; letters: Greg Stump | |
| 20 | Our Pornography | comic story | 3 | script: Zak Sally; pencils: Zak Sally; inks: Zak Sally; letters: Zak Sally | |
| 21 | A Day in the Life of One Sex's Pro | comic story | 5 | script: Matthias Lehmann; pencils: Matthias Lehmann; inks: Matthias Lehmann; letters: Matthias Lehmann | |
| 22 | - | comic story | 4 | script: Ambre, Lionel Tran; pencils: Ambre, Lionel Tran; inks: Ambre, Lionel Tran | |
| 23 | One Thousand Pardons! | comic story | 10 | script: David Lasky; pencils: David Lasky; letters: David Lasky | |
| 24 | The Mighty-Mighty Ballsack God of Spermatoza! | comic story | 8 | script: Jackson Fistoff; pencils: Jackson Fistoff; inks: Jackson Fistoff; letters: Jackson Fistoff | |
| 25 | This Side Up... Your Ass | comic story | 3 | script: Wilfred Santiago; pencils: Wilfred Santiago; inks: Wilfred Santiago; letters: Wilfred Santiago | |
| 26 | The Women of My Life! | comic story | 2 | script: Jakob Klemenčič; pencils: Jakob Klemenčič; inks: Jakob Klemenčič; letters: Jakob Klemenčič | |
| 27 | Alien Sex Dream | comic story | 2 | script: Joven Kerashtest; pencils: Joven Kerashtest; inks: Joven Kerashtest; letters: Joven Kerashtest | |
| 28 | In the Line of Duty | comic story | 5 | script: Mack White; pencils: Mack White; inks: Mack White; letters: Mack White | |
| 29 | To Respond to This Ad Call Personals Box #12333 | comic story | 4 | script: April Burgundy; pencils: April Burgundy; inks: April Burgundy; letters: April Burgundy | |
| 30 | Rubulad | comic story | 4 | script: Dean Haspiel; pencils: Dean Haspiel; inks: Dean Haspiel; letters: Dean Haspiel | |
| 31 | Anal Probe | comic story | 4 | script: Miguel Ángel Martín; pencils: Miguel Ángel Martín; inks: Miguel Ángel Martín; letters: Eric Reynolds | |
| 32 | Piss & Love | comic story | 5 | script: Nono Kadaver, Carol Gnojewski; pencils: Nono Kadaver; inks: Nono Kadaver; letters: Eric Reynolds | |
| 33 | Thursday Cake | illustration | 1 | pencils: Jim Blanchard; inks: Jim Blanchard; letters: Jim Blanchard | |
| 34 | 10,000 Mile Schlong | comic story | 1 | script: Ivan Brunetti; pencils: Ivan Brunetti; inks: Ivan Brunetti; letters: Ivan Brunetti | |
| 35 | Sushi Nightmare | illustration | 1 | pencils: Richard Sala; inks: Richard Sala; colors: Richard Sala | |
| 36 | No More Tit-Fucking... You're Ruining My Cleavage | comic story | 1 | script: Ivan Brunetti; pencils: Ivan Brunetti; inks: Ivan Brunetti; letters: Ivan Brunetti | |
| 37 | Cucumber | comic story | 1 | pencils: Renée French; inks: Renée French | |
| 38 | - | illustration | 1 | script: Richard Sala; pencils: Richard Sala; inks: Richard Sala; letters: Richard Sala | |
| 39 | - | illustration | 1 | pencils: Dave Cooper; inks: Dave Cooper | |