| 0 | The Magazine That Laughs in the Face of the Law of Supply and Demand | cover | 1 | script: Jim Siergey; pencils: Jim Siergey; inks: Jim Siergey; letters: Jim Siergey | |
| 1 | Centrifugal Bumble Puppy | table of contents | 1 | letters: typeset | |
| 2 | Centrifugal Manifesto: The Gulf Between Hope and Reality | foreword, introduction, preface, afterword | 1 | script: Joe Sacco; pencils: Joe Sacco; inks: Joe Sacco | |
| 3 | One Upon Welfare | comic story | 4 | script: John Callahan; pencils: John Callahan; inks: John Callahan; letters: John Callahan | John Callahan; State Welfare Agent; Caseworker; Adrienne; Lizzy |
| 4 | Elegant Sam the Renaissance Man | comic story | 1 | script: Jim Siergey; pencils: Jim Siergey; inks: Jim Siergey; letters: Jim Siergey | Elegant Sam; Sweet Cheri; Chasee-Maree |
| 5 | The Mobile Home (East Texas 1967-1985) | comic story | 1 | script: Michael Dougan; pencils: Michael Dougan; inks: Michael Dougan; letters: Michael Dougan | Michael Dougan |
| 6 | The Amazing Yet True Story of Arnold Sellebrite | comic story | 2 | script: Jerzy H. Szostek; pencils: Jerzy H. Szostek; inks: Jerzy H. Szostek; letters: Jerzy H. Szostek | Arnold Sellebrite; Horace Fogg; Arnold's Wife; Queen Margarot; Optician; Ventriloquist |
| 7 | Roll Call | comic story | 6 | script: J. R. Williams; pencils: J. R. Williams; inks: J. R. Williams; letters: J. R. Williams | Sarge Turdswallow; Carroll Asquith; Betty [Elizabeth Dudley]; Tonguefeeler; MP; Saint "P." [Saint Paul]; The Devil |
| 8 | The Philanthropist | comic story | 1 | script: Lloyd Dangle; pencils: Lloyd Dangle; inks: Lloyd Dangle; letters: Lloyd Dangle | Philanthropist; Patience Pierce |
| 9 | Too Late for Schmoozing | comic story | 1 | script: Lloyd Dangle; pencils: Lloyd Dangle; inks: Lloyd Dangle; letters: Lloyd Dangle | |
| 10 | Walt Disney | comic story | 2 | script: Craig Bartlett; pencils: Craig Bartlett; inks: Craig Bartlett; letters: Craig Bartlett | Walt Disney, Pepe Le Pew, Mickey Mouse |
| 11 | Dog Boy | promo (ad from the publisher) | 1 | pencils: Steve Lafler; inks: Steve Lafler; letters: Steve Lafler | Dog Boy |
| 12 | Rockin' Skins! | comic story | 3 | script: Steve Lafler; pencils: Steve Lafler; inks: Steve Lafler; letters: Steve Lafler | Dog Boy |
| 13 | From the Big Broadcast | comic story | 2 | script: Matthew Finch; pencils: Matthew Finch; inks: Matthew Finch; letters: Matthew Finch | Tim; Dr. Suzy |
| 14 | H-Bomb Terrorists | comic story | 1 | script: Craig Bartlett; pencils: Craig Bartlett; inks: Craig Bartlett; letters: Craig Bartlett | Formless Fosdick; Mrs. Farnsworth |
| 15 | The Nutt House | comic story | 3 | script: Ted Blackman; pencils: Ted Blackman; inks: Ted Blackman; letters: Ted Blackman | Clara Nutt; Wing Nutt; Coco; Spudd; Arlene Porkdunk; Corky; Verve Porkdunk |
| 16 | Interview | comic story | 2 | script: R. K. White; pencils: R. K. White; inks: R. K. White; letters: R. K. White | Mr. Kent |
| 17 | Homo Eruptus | comic story | 1 | script: Gilbert Hernandez; pencils: Gilbert Hernandez; inks: Gilbert Hernandez; letters: Gilbert Hernandez | Homo Eruptus |
| 18 | Centrifugal Letters | letters page | 1 | script: Joe Sacco; pencils: John Callahan, Jim Siergey, Michael Dougan, Lloyd Dangle, Craig Bartlett, Steve Lafler; inks: John Callahan, Jim Siergey, Michael Dougan, Lloyd Dangle, Craig Bartlett, Steve Lafler | Michael Dougan, Gilbert Hernandez |