| 0 | - | cover | 1 | pencils: Mort Drucker; inks: Mort Drucker; colors: Mort Drucker | |
| 1 | - | table of contents | 1 | letters: typeset | |
| 2 | Star Blecch | comic story | 5 | script: Dick DeBartolo; pencils: Mort Drucker; inks: Mort Drucker | William Shatner [as Captain Kook]; Leonard Nimoy [as Mr. Spook]; DeForrest Kelley [as Dr. BeCoy]; Nichelle Nichols [as the phone operator] |
| 3 | - | comic story | 1 | script: Antonio Prohías; pencils: Antonio Prohías; inks: Antonio Prohías; letters: Antonio Prohías | |
| 4 | Consumer Revenge Bill$ | comic story | 2 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee | |
| 5 | The Mad Guide to... Yuppies Yullies Yuffies | comic story | 2 | script: Frank Jacobs; pencils: George Woodbridge; inks: George Woodbridge | |
| 6 | A Mad Look at Ms. Liberty | comic story | 2 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés | |
| 7 | Keep On Trekkin': The Mad "Star Trek" Musical | comic story | 7 | script: Frank Jacobs; pencils: Mort Drucker; inks: Mort Drucker | William Shatner [as Captain James Kirk]; Leonard Nimoy [as Commander Spock]; DeForrest Kelley [as Dr. Leonard McCoy]; James Doohan [as Commander Montgomery Scott]; George Takei [as Lt. Hikaru Sulu]; Nichelle Nichols [as Lt. Nyota Uhura]; Walter Koenig [as Ensign Pavel Chekov]; Majel Barrett [as Nurs |
| 8 | New Uses for Arm & Hammer Baking Soda | comic story | 3 | script: Mike Snider; pencils: Bob Clarke; inks: Bob Clarke | |
| 9 | Mad's Human Equivalency Scale | comic story | 2 | script: Mike Snider; pencils: Harry North; inks: Harry North | Burt Reynolds; Woody Allen; Mr. T; Erma Bombeck; Steve Martin; F. Lee Bailey; Mario Andretti; Emmanuel Lewis |
| 10 | Cat Thoughts | comic story | 2 | script: Paul Peter Porges; pencils: Paul Peter Porges; inks: Paul Peter Porges | |
| 11 | Star Blecch The (Gacck!) Motion Picture | comic story | 7 | script: Dick DeBartolo; pencils: Mort Drucker; inks: Mort Drucker | Admiral Curt; Spotty; Drecker; Lt. Ileer; Doctor Becoy; Spook |
| 12 | Are You a Good Driver | comic story | 2 | script: John Prete; pencils: Paul Coker; inks: Paul Coker | |
| 13 | The Olden Girls | comic story | 5 | script: Arnie Kogen, Jay Kogen; pencils: Angelo Torres; inks: Angelo Torres | Appathy; Doze; Blanched; Myopia; Heather Locklear |
| 14 | The Mad Reader's Sex Survey | comic story | 2 | script: Larry Siegel; pencils: Bob Clarke; inks: Bob Clarke | |
| 15 | Star Blecch II The Wreck Of Korn | comic story | 6 | script: Dick DeBartolo; pencils: Mort Drucker; inks: Mort Drucker | Lt. Savvy; Checkoff; Korn (villain); Admiral Gym Curt; Dr. Markus; E.T. (cameo); Spook (death); Spotty; Captain Terroryell; Uhura; Leonard McCoy [Bones McCoy]; Sulu; David Markus |
| 16 | The Lighter Side of... | comic story | 5 | script: Dave Berg; pencils: Dave Berg; inks: Dave Berg | |
| 17 | TV Shows You Don't Need to Finish Watching | comic story | 3 | script: Tom Koch; pencils: Harry North; inks: Harry North | |
| 18 | Star Blecch III: The Search for Plot | comic story | 6 | script: Arnie Kogen; pencils: Mort Drucker; inks: Mort Drucker | Captain Kirk; Sulu; Dr. McCoy; Chekhov; Uhura; Mr. Spock; William Shatner; Leonard Nimoy; James Bond; Indiana Jones; R2-D2; Superman; Rocky; Darth Vader |
| 19 | Contemporary Communal Work/Fun Gatherings | text story | 2 | script: Dennis Snee | |
| 20 | A Mad Look at the... Disney Worlds | comic story | 4 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés | |
| 21 | Star Blecch IV: The Voyage Bombs | comic story | 5 | script: Frank Jacobs; pencils: Mort Drucker; inks: Mort Drucker | Uhura; Nichelle Nichols; Sulu; George Takei; Captain Kirk; William Shatner; Dr. McCoy; Mr. Spock; Leonard Nimoy; Prince Charles; Princess Diana |
| 22 | The Real-Life Tell-It-Like-It-Is Dr. Seuss | comic story | 4 | script: Frank Jacobs; pencils: Bob Clarke; inks: Bob Clarke | |
| 23 | Star Blecch V the Farcical Frontier | comic story | 5 | script: Dick DeBartolo; pencils: Paul Coker; inks: Paul Coker | |
| 24 | The Lighter Side of... | comic story | 5 | script: Dave Berg; pencils: Dave Berg; inks: Dave Berg | |
| 25 | - | comic story | 1 | script: Antonio Prohías; pencils: Antonio Prohías; inks: Antonio Prohías; letters: Antonio Prohías | |
| 26 | Follow Up Report on Progress | comic story | 2 | script: Dick DeBartolo; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee | |
| 27 | Star Blecch: The Next Degradation | comic story | 5 | script: Frank Jacobs; pencils: Mort Drucker; inks: Mort Drucker | Gates McFadden [as Dr. Loverly Cruncher]; Denise Crosby [as Tusha Yarp]; Patrick Stewart [as Captain Jaunt Fluke Retard]; Brent Spiner [as Dada]; Wil Wheaton [as Pestly Cruncher]; Jonathan Frakes [as Linoleum Wiper]; Marina Sirtis [as Nirvana Floy]; Michael Dorn [as Barf]; LeVar Burton [as Lieutenan |
| 28 | Where Can You Find the Most Dazzling, Colorful Wildlife on Display? | comic story | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee | |
| 29 | Schmuck on Board! | illustration | 1 | script: Charlie Kadau | |