| 0 | Mad Sports 2 | cover | 1 | pencils: Greg Theakston; inks: Greg Theakston; colors: Greg Theakston | Alfred E. Neuman |
| 1 | Departments | table of contents | 1 | letters: typeset | |
| 2 | Family Tides | comic story | 5 | script: Larry Siegel; pencils: Mort Drucker; inks: Mort Drucker | Michael J. Fox |
| 3 | Mad Percentages | comic story | 3 | script: John Ficarra; pencils: Paul Coker; inks: Paul Coker | E.T.; Woody Allen |
| 4 | Only in the Middle of the Night... | comic story | 3 | script: Tom Koch; pencils: Harry North; inks: Harry North | |
| 5 | The Mad Owner's Manual for a New American Car | comic story | 5 | script: Tom Koch; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee | |
| 6 | The Evolution of the Species, Updated | comic story | 2 | script: Chris Hart; pencils: Harry North; inks: Harry North | |
| 7 | Snappy Answers to Stupid Bumper Stickers | comic story | 2 | script: Larry Siegel; pencils: Bob Clarke; inks: Bob Clarke | |
| 8 | The Rages in the Pages! | illustration | 2 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Jack Davis; inks: Jack Davis | |
| 9 | Rockhead II | comic story | 7 | script: Larry Siegel; pencils: Angelo Torres; inks: Angelo Torres | Rockhead Balbobo; Atrium; Appalling; Greaso; Bawly; Nicky |
| 10 | Casey at the Talks | comic story | 3 | script: Frank Jacobs; pencils: Jack Davis; inks: Jack Davis | Casey |
| 11 | The Lighter Side of Little League | comic story | 4 | script: Dave Berg; pencils: Dave Berg; inks: Dave Berg | |
| 12 | After the Game Is Over | comic story | 3 | script: Lou Silverstone; pencils: Jack Davis; inks: Jack Davis | |
| 13 | Horrifying Sports Cliches | comic story | 3 | script: Frank Jacobs; pencils: Paul Coker; inks: Paul Coker | |
| 14 | A Mad Look at Winter Sports | cartoon | 2 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés | |
| 15 | International Symbols for Other Olympic Highlights | comic story | 1 | script: Dick DeBartolo; pencils: Bob Clarke; inks: Bob Clarke | |
| 16 | Mad Novelty Items for Practical-Joker Jocks | comic story | 3 | script: Paul Peter Porges; pencils: Jack Davis; inks: Jack Davis | |
| 17 | Mad's Candid Snapshots of Some Insignificant Moments in Sports | comic story | 3 | script: Paul Peter Porges; pencils: Paul Peter Porges; inks: Paul Peter Porges | |
| 18 | The MAD Guide to Power Boating | comic story | 6 | script: Dick DeBartolo; pencils: Bob Clarke; inks: Bob Clarke | |
| 19 | Spy vs. Spy | comic story | 1 | script: Antonio Prohías; pencils: Antonio Prohías; inks: Antonio Prohías | The Black Spy; The White Spy |
| 20 | A Mad Look at the Summer Olympics | comic story | 4 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés | |
| 21 | Magazines for Neglected Sports | comic story | 2 | script: Tom Koch; pencils: Jack Davis; inks: Jack Davis | |
| 22 | The Lighter Side of Water Sports | comic story | 4 | script: Dave Berg; pencils: Dave Berg; inks: Dave Berg | |
| 23 | A Mad Look at Horseback Riding | cartoon | 3 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés | |
| 24 | The Sham-Jock Catalog | comic story | 4 | script: Frank Jacobs, James Kasmir; pencils: Bob Clarke; inks: Bob Clarke | |
| 25 | The Mad Tennis Primer | comic story | 3 | script: Larry Siegel; pencils: Jack Davis; inks: Jack Davis | |
| 26 | A Mad Look at Football | comic story | 3 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés | |
| 27 | Mad Magazine Introduces 43-man Squamish | comic story | 3 | script: Tom Koch; pencils: George Woodbridge; inks: George Woodbridge | |
| 28 | Mad's Baseball Owner of the Year | comic story | 4 | script: Lou Silverstone; pencils: Jack Davis; inks: Jack Davis | Joan Rivers; George Steinbrenner |
| 29 | Mad's Aptitude Test Number Three: Will You Make a Good Athlete? | text story | 1 | script: Frank Jacobs; pencils: George Woodbridge; inks: George Woodbridge | |
| 30 | Mentl | comic story | 5 | script: Arnie Kogen; pencils: Mort Drucker; inks: Mort Drucker | Barbra Streisand [as Mentl/Anschure]; Nehemiah Persoff [as Papa]; Mandy Patinkin [as Avadorable]; Amy Irving [as Hadassa] |
| 31 | Spy vs. Spy | comic story | 1 | script: Antonio Prohías; pencils: Antonio Prohías; inks: Antonio Prohías | The Black Spy; The White Spy |
| 32 | Where Are Public Executions Sometimes Performed to Entertain an Audience? | cartoon | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee; colors: Al Jaffee | |
| 33 | A Scene We're Soon Liable to See | illustration | 1 | pencils: ? (photograph); inks: ? (photograph); colors: ? (photograph); letters: typeset | |