| 0 | The Mad Event Parents vs. Kids | cover | 1 | pencils: Richard Williams; inks: Richard Williams | Alfred E. Neuman |
| 1 | Table of Contents | table of contents | 1 | letters: typeset | |
| 2 | The A Team | comic story | 6 | script: Stan Hart; pencils: Mort Drucker; inks: Mort Drucker | B. M. (Black Mutha); Hannibull Swish; Murdreck; Ms. Whitebread; Charlie Brown |
| 3 | When You Go to the Movies You Can Be Sure of Seeing... | comic story | 2 | script: Larry Siegel; pencils: Jack Rickard; inks: Jack Rickard | |
| 4 | The Lighter Side of... | comic story | 5 | script: Dave Berg; pencils: Dave Berg; inks: Dave Berg | |
| 5 | One Prehistoric Morning While Inventing | comic story | 1 | script: Duck Edwing; pencils: Don Martin; inks: Don Martin | |
| 6 | Places to Hide the M-X Missiles Where They Will Never Be Found | comic story | 2 | script: Paul Laikin; pencils: George Woodbridge; inks: George Woodbridge | |
| 7 | Spy vs. Spy | comic story | 1 | script: Anthony Prohías; pencils: Anthony Prohías; inks: Anthony Prohías | |
| 8 | The Evolution of a TV Situation Comedy | comic story | 3 | script: Tom Koch; pencils: Harry North; inks: Harry North | |
| 9 | Little-Known and Rarely Diagnosed Mad Ailments | comic story | 2 | script: Don Edwing; pencils: Don Edwing; inks: Don Edwing | |
| 10 | Knut Rider | comic story | 7 | script: Dick DeBartolo; pencils: Angelo Torres; inks: Angelo Torres | |
| 11 | The Mad Event Parents vs. Kids! Low Blows and Cheap Shots Allowed ...And Encouraged! | illustration | 1 | | Alfred E. Neuman |
| 12 | If Parents and Children Behaved Like Professional Sports Figures | comic story | 3 | script: Dennis Snee; pencils: Jack Rickard; inks: Jack Rickard | |
| 13 | Parental Non-Sequiturs | comic story | 3 | script: Stan Hart; pencils: Paul Coker Jr.; inks: Paul Coker Jr. | |
| 14 | The Lighter Side of Parents (of Little Kids) | comic story | 4 | script: Dave Berg; pencils: Dave Berg; inks: Dave Berg | |
| 15 | The Mad Guide to Parental Hang-Ups | comic story | 4 | script: Tom Koch; pencils: Paul Coker Jr.; inks: Paul Coker Jr. | |
| 16 | One Evening at Home | comic story | 1 | script: Don Martin; pencils: Don Martin; inks: Don Martin | |
| 17 | The Mad Academy Awards for Parents | comic story | 5 | script: Stan Hart; pencils: Mort Drucker; inks: Mort Drucker | |
| 18 | The Mad Approach Toward Bridging the Generation Gap | comic story | 4 | script: Earle Doud; pencils: Paul Coker Jr.; inks: Paul Coker Jr. | |
| 19 | One Fine Evening During Prime Time | comic story | 1 | pencils: Don Martin; inks: Don Martin | |
| 20 | The Mad School of Parenting Catalogue of Courses | comic story | 4 | script: Stan Hart; pencils: George Woodbridge; inks: George Woodbridge | |
| 21 | More Parental Non-Sequiturs | comic story | 3 | script: Stan Hart; pencils: Paul Coker; inks: Paul Coker | |
| 22 | A Random Mad Collection of Pages from Celebrities Calendars | text story | 2 | script: Larry Siegel | |
| 23 | The Lighter Side of... | comic story | 5 | script: Dave Berg; pencils: Dave Berg; inks: Dave Berg | |
| 24 | One Medieval Afternoon While Falconing | comic story | 1 | script: Duck Edwing; pencils: Don Martin; inks: Don Martin | |
| 25 | A Mad Look at Big-Time TV | comic story | 3 | script: Paul Peter Porges; pencils: Paul Peter Porges; inks: Paul Peter Porges | |
| 26 | Three Cornered Pitney | comic story | 5 | script: Tom Koch; pencils: Jack Davis; inks: Jack Davis | |
| 27 | Warped Games | comic story | 4 | script: Larry Siegel; pencils: Mort Drucker; inks: Mort Drucker | |
| 28 | Personalized License Plates | comic story | 2 | script: Frank Jacobs; pencils: Bob Clarke; inks: Bob Clarke | Attila the Hun; Vincent Van Gogh; Nikolai Lenin; Marco Polo; Adam; Eve; Adolf Hitler; George S. Patton; Marquis de Sade; Gunga Din; Beethoven; Moses |
| 29 | If They Passed Other "Truth In...Laws" | comic story | 4 | script: Stan Hart; pencils: Harry North; inks: Harry North | |
| 30 | Lose Weight (Mainly Because You Lose Your Appetite) With... The Mad Gross-Out Diet | comic story | 2 | script: Paul Peter Porges; pencils: Paul Peter Porges; inks: Paul Peter Porges | |
| 31 | Psycho, Too | comic story | 4 | script: Dick DeBartolo; pencils: Mort Drucker; inks: Mort Drucker | |
| 32 | Spy vs. Spy | comic story | 1 | script: Anthony Prohías; pencils: Anthony Prohías; inks: Anthony Prohías | |
| 33 | Where Should Most Modern Classic Exploitation Horror Films Be Kept? | illustration | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee | |
| 34 | - | comic story | 1 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés | |