| 0 | Mad | cover | 1 | pencils: George Woodbridge; inks: George Woodbridge; colors: George Woodbridge | |
| 1 | Mad | comic story | 1 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés; colors: Sergio Aragonés | |
| 2 | The Worst from Mad Winter 1984 | credits, title page | 1 | letters: typeset | |
| 3 | Abominal House | comic story | 7 | script: Arnie Kogen, Dick DeBartolo; pencils: Mort Drucker; inks: Mort Drucker | |
| 4 | Early One Morning in South America | comic story | 1 | script: Don Martin; pencils: Don Martin; inks: Don Martin | |
| 5 | Money Talks | photo story | 2 | script: Henry Clark; pencils: Bob Clarke; inks: Bob Clarke | |
| 6 | Mad's Candid Snapshots of Some Insignificant Moments in Sports | comic story | 3 | script: Paul Peter Porges; pencils: Paul Peter Porges; inks: Paul Peter Porges | |
| 7 | Mad Medals ...to Be Presented to Deserving Teachers | comic story | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee | |
| 8 | The Lighter Side of... Neighbors | comic story | 5 | script: Dave Berg; pencils: Dave Berg; inks: Dave Berg | |
| 9 | One Night in the L.A. Bus Terminal | comic story | 1 | script: Don Martin; pencils: Don Martin; inks: Don Martin | |
| 10 | Some "Joy of..." Books We Could Really Use | comic story | 2 | script: Stan Hart; pencils: Bob Clarke; inks: Bob Clarke | |
| 11 | - | comic story | 1 | script: Antonio Prohías; pencils: Antonio Prohías; inks: Antonio Prohías | Black Spy; White Spy |
| 12 | Crafty Bunko Schemes, Inc. 1979-80 Repairmen's Parts & Supply Catalogue | comic story | 4 | script: Tom Koch; pencils: Bob Clarke; inks: Bob Clarke | |
| 13 | Mad Medals ...to Be Presented to Deserving Doctors | comic story | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee | |
| 14 | If Children Treated Their Parents the Way Their Parents Treat Them | comic story | 2 | script: Barry Liebmann; pencils: Paul Coker; inks: Paul Coker | |
| 15 | Didja Ever Notice That... | comic story | 3 | script: Lou Silverstone; pencils: Bob Jones; inks: Bob Jones | |
| 16 | Early One Morning Down in South America | comic story | 1 | script: Don Martin; pencils: Don Martin; inks: Don Martin | |
| 17 | What Is Humility? | comic story | 2 | script: Tom Koch; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés | |
| 18 | The Lighter Side of... Boo-Boos | comic story | 5 | script: Dave Berg; pencils: Dave Berg; inks: Dave Berg | |
| 19 | One Evening in an Amsterdam Bus Terminal | comic story | 1 | script: Don Martin; pencils: Don Martin; inks: Don Martin | |
| 20 | Candid Close-Ups of Some Legendary Feets | comic story | 2 | script: Paul Peter Porges; pencils: Bob Jones; inks: Bob Jones | |
| 21 | Parents Are Unconstitutional | comic story | 3 | script: Stan Hart; pencils: Paul Coker; inks: Paul Coker | |
| 22 | Mad | illustration | 16 | | |
| 23 | The Space Age Razor Race | comic story | 3 | script: John Wick, Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee | |
| 24 | The Lighter Side of... the "Me" Generation | comic story | 5 | script: Dave Berg; pencils: Dave Berg; inks: Dave Berg | |
| 25 | Mad Medals ...to Be Presented to Deserving Lawyers | comic story | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee | |
| 26 | The Boulevard of Broken Dreams | comic story | 2 | script: Stan Hart; pencils: George Woodbridge; inks: George Woodbridge | |
| 27 | "New-Improved" Products That Really Are New and Improved | comic story | 3 | script: Al Jaffee, Bill Doherty; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee | |
| 28 | Academy Awards for Union Leaders | comic story | 5 | script: Stan Hart; pencils: Jack Davis; inks: Jack Davis | |
| 29 | Mad Greeting Cards for Very Special Occasions | comic story | 3 | script: Frank Jacobs, Earle Doud; pencils: Paul Coker; inks: Paul Coker | |
| 30 | - | comic story | 1 | script: Antonio Prohías; pencils: Antonio Prohías; inks: Antonio Prohías | White Spy; Black Spy |
| 31 | If Libraries Sold Advertising Space | comic story | 2 | script: William Garvin; pencils: Bob Clarke; inks: Bob Clarke | |
| 32 | Early One Morning South of the Border | comic story | 1 | script: Don Martin; pencils: Don Martin; inks: Don Martin | |
| 33 | Cattle Car Galaxica | comic story | 6 | script: Dick DeBartolo; pencils: Angelo Torres; inks: Angelo Torres | |
| 34 | What Colorful Spectacular Creature Is Still Being Exploited... Even After It Has Wiggled and Died? | illustration | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee; colors: Al Jaffee | |
| 35 | One Rainy Afternoon in the Black Forest | comic story | 1 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Don Martin; inks: Don Martin | |