| 0 | Cops Politicians Teachers | cover | 1 | letters: typeset | |
| 1 | Nixon Slipped Here | illustration | 1 | script: Larry Gore; pencils: Irving Schild; inks: Irving Schild; colors: Irving Schild | |
| 2 | - | table of contents | 1 | pencils: various; inks: various; letters: typeset | |
| 3 | Dirty Larry | comic story | 7 | script: Arnie Kogen; pencils: Mort Drucker; inks: Mort Drucker | Clint Eastwood [as Det. Larry Killerman]; Tony Bennett [as The Mayor]; Harry Guardino [as Chief Bressler]; Rene Santoni [as Gonzo Zales] |
| 4 | On the Subway | comic story | 1 | script: Don Martin; pencils: Don Martin; inks: Don Martin | |
| 5 | The Mad Politician's Primer | comic story | 4 | script: Stan Hart; pencils: George Woodbridge; inks: George Woodbridge | |
| 6 | A Mad Look at Motorcycle Cops | comic story | 2 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés | |
| 7 | While Hanging Around the Corner | comic story | 1 | script: Don Martin; pencils: Don Martin; inks: Don Martin | |
| 8 | Mad's Educator of the Year | comic story | 5 | script: Lou Silverstone; pencils: Paul Coker Jr.; inks: Paul Coker Jr. | David Slushkind |
| 9 | Commemoratives to President Nixon | comic story | 2 | script: Dick DeBartolo; pencils: Bob Clarke; inks: Bob Clarke | Richard Nixon |
| 10 | The Lighter Side of Cops | comic story | 4 | script: Dave Berg; pencils: Dave Berg; inks: Dave Berg | |
| 11 | Mad's Simplified ABC Method of Bulling Your Way Through Election Campaigns | text story | 3 | script: Tom Koch | |
| 12 | Welcome Back, Klodder | comic story | 6 | script: Lou Silverstone; pencils: Angelo Torres; inks: Angelo Torres | Gabe Kaplan [as Gab Klodder]; Marcia Strassman [as Mrs. Klodder]; John Travolta [as Winnie Booberino]; Lawrence Hilton-Jacobs [as Washingtongue]; Robert Hegyes [as Juan Ecchstein]; Ron Palillo [as Arnold Horseshot]; John Sylvester White [as Mr. Woodmind]; Henny Youngman [as Uncle Henny] |
| 13 | The Electrician | comic story | 1 | script: Don Martin; pencils: Don Martin; inks: Don Martin | |
| 14 | Letters to a Congressman...That Were Answered by Form Letters by That Congressman | text story | 3 | script: Peter Andrews | |
| 15 | The Biology Professor | comic story | 1 | script: Don Martin; pencils: Don Martin; inks: Don Martin | |
| 16 | A Mad Peek Behind the Scenes at a Service Station | cartoon | 2 | script: Larry Siegel; pencils: George Woodbridge; inks: George Woodbridge | |
| 17 | White House Follies of 1977 | comic story | 7 | script: Frank Jacobs; pencils: Mort Drucker; inks: Mort Drucker | Jimmy Carter; Rosalyn Carter; Dwight D. Eisenhower; Harry Truman; Lyndon Johnson; John F. Kennedy; Franklin D. Roosevelt; Eleanor Roosevelt; Abraham Lincoln; Billy Carter; Edmund Muskie; Ted Kennedy; Jerry Ford; Andy Young; Walter Mondale; Charlie Brown; Lucy Van Pelt |
| 18 | In an Alley | comic story | 1 | script: Don Martin; pencils: Don Martin; inks: Don Martin | |
| 19 | What is a Guidance Counselor? | text story | 2 | script: Tom Koch; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés | |
| 20 | The Lighter Side of Corruption | comic story | 5 | script: Dave Berg; pencils: Dave Berg; inks: Dave Berg | |
| 21 | Blarney Miller | comic story | 6 | script: Stan Hart; pencils: Angelo Torres; inks: Angelo Torres | |
| 22 | The Small Businessman | comic story | 1 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés | |
| 23 | A Mad Look at Service Stations | comic story | 2 | script: Don Edwing; pencils: Paul Coker Jr.; inks: Paul Coker Jr. | |
| 24 | The Private Eye | comic story | 1 | script: Don Martin; pencils: Don Martin; inks: Don Martin | |
| 25 | The Mad Academy Awards for Small Businessmen | comic story | 5 | script: Stan Hart; pencils: Jack Rickard; inks: Jack Rickard | |
| 26 | Mad's Guaranteed Effective All-Occasion Non-Slanderous Political Smear Speech | text article | 2 | script: William Garvin; pencils: George Woodbridge; inks: George Woodbridge | |
| 27 | An Early Morning Bathroom Scene | comic story | 1 | script: Don Martin; pencils: Don Martin; inks: Don Martin | |
| 28 | Modern Teacher | comic story | 7 | script: Larry Siegel; pencils: George Woodbridge; inks: George Woodbridge | |
| 29 | A Mad Peek Behind the Scenes at the U. S. Congress | comic story | 2 | script: Lou Silverstone; pencils: Bob Clarke; inks: Bob Clarke | |
| 30 | One Night in a Police Station | comic story | 1 | script: Don Martin; pencils: Don Martin; inks: Don Martin | |
| 31 | How Bad Childhood Habits Can Help in a Congressional Career | comic story | 3 | script: Stan Hart; pencils: Paul Coker Jr.; inks: Paul Coker Jr. | |
| 32 | Clodumbo | comic story | 7 | script: Lou Silverstone; pencils: Angelo Torres; inks: Angelo Torres | Peter Falk [as Lt. Clodumbo]; Robert Culp [as Dr. Robert Culpable]; Basil Rathbone [as Sherlock Holmes]; Nigel Bruce [as Dr. John Watson]; Sidney Toler [as Charlie Chan]; Sen Yung [as Jimmy Chan]; Mickey Spillane [as Mike Hammer] |
| 33 | - | illustration | 1 | pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee; colors: Al Jaffee | |
| 34 | Ron Reagan. Isn't He the Ex-Movie Star Who Wanted to Be President? | illustration | 1 | script: Max Brandel; pencils: Irving Schild; inks: Irving Schild; colors: Irving Schild | Ronald Reagan |