| 0 | - | cover | 1 | pencils: M. Wartella, Jason Seiler; inks: Jason Seiler; colors: Jason Seiler | |
| 1 | - | table of contents | 2 | letters: typeset | |
| 2 | Mid-Haircut Comments You Don't Want to Hear | cartoon | 0.6 | script: Evan Waite; pencils: Johnny Sampson; inks: Johnny Sampson | |
| 3 | - | cartoon | 0.2 | script: Peter Kuper; pencils: Peter Kuper | |
| 4 | - | cartoon | 0.2 | script: Bob Eckstein; pencils: Bob Eckstein; inks: Bob Eckstein; letters: Bob Eckstein | |
| 5 | - | cartoon | 0.25 | script: Ivan Ehlers; pencils: Ivan Ehlers; inks: Ivan Ehlers | |
| 6 | - | cartoon | 0.25 | script: P. C. Vey; pencils: P. C. Vey; inks: P. C. Vey | |
| 7 | Way-Too-Speciality Camps | text story | 0.5 | script: Rob Kutner | |
| 8 | - | cartoon | 0.25 | script: Jon Adams; pencils: Jon Adams; inks: Jon Adams | |
| 9 | - | cartoon | 0.25 | script: Lars Kenseth; pencils: Lars Kenseth; inks: Lars Kenseth; letters: Lars Kenseth | |
| 10 | What People in Starbucks Are Really Working On | comic story | 0.5 | script: Kenny Keil; pencils: Dalton Vaughn; inks: Dalton Vaughn | |
| 11 | Game of Thrones Spin-Offs! | photo story | 4 | script: Brian Firenzi; pencils: Ryan Flanders; inks: Ryan Flanders; colors: Ryan Flanders | |
| 12 | Meanwhile... | cartoon | 1 | script: Ian Boothby; pencils: Pia Guerra; inks: Pia Guerra; letters: Pia Guerra | |
| 13 | - | comic story | 2 | script: Peter Kuper; pencils: Peter Kuper; inks: Peter Kuper | |
| 14 | Gutton Gourmet | text story | 1 | script: Dick DeBartolo | |
| 15 | Silly Wonky & the Town of Flavor | comic story | 6 | script: Alec Owen; pencils: Tom Richmond; inks: Tom Richmond | |
| 16 | The Lighter Side of Getting Away | comic story | 3 | script: Tammy Golden; pencils: Jon Adams; inks: Jon Adams | |
| 17 | Hot Horror Planet | comic story | 1 | script: Andrew Goldfarb; pencils: Andrew Goldfarb; inks: Andrew Goldfarb; letters: Andrew Goldfarb | |
| 18 | Goofus and Gallant and Donald | comic story | 2 | script: Van Jensen; pencils: Marc Palm; inks: Marc Palm; colors: Marc Palm | |
| 19 | The Preposterous Palpatine Plot Hole: Why Didn't the Emperor Clone Darth Vader? | comic story | 2 | script: Jonathan Bresman; pencils: Jason Yungbluth; inks: Jason Yungbluth | |
| 20 | Bling Gardens Retired Rapper Community | comic story | 2 | script: Paul Lander, Dan McConnell; pencils: Jose Garibaldi; inks: Jose Garibaldi | |
| 21 | Monster Mash | text article | 1 | script: Bradwick McGinty | |
| 22 | A MAD Look at Captain Marvel | comic story | 4 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés; colors: Carrie Strachan | |
| 23 | The Crab White Issue | text story | 1 | script: Greg Behrendt; pencils: Greg Behrendt; inks: Greg Behrendt | |
| 24 | Superhero Anagrams | comic story | 2 | script: Zach Sherwin; pencils: Dalton Vaughn; inks: Dalton Vaughn; letters: Dalton Vaughn | |
| 25 | Impress Big Brother | comic story | 1 | script: Andy Kneis; pencils: Andrew Pepoy; inks: Andrew Pepoy | |
| 26 | Embarrassing Tell-Alls We'll Soon See | text story | 2 | script: Ivan Ehlers; pencils: Ivan Ehlers; inks: Ivan Ehlers | |
| 27 | One Frustrating Cold Call | comic story | 1 | script: Ian Hunt; pencils: Jason Chatfield; inks: Jason Chatfield; letters: Jason Chatfield | |
| 28 | Broscopes | comic story | 2 | script: Alison Stevenson; pencils: Timothy Shamey; inks: Timothy Shamey | |
| 29 | Political Action Figures | comic story | 2 | script: Brockton McKinney; pencils: Ed Steckley; inks: Ed Steckley | |
| 30 | Necronomicon for Dummies | comic story | 2 | script: Hurricane Ivan; pencils: Hurricane Ivan; inks: Hurricane Ivan; letters: Hurricane Ivan | |
| 31 | Travel Posters from the Future | comic story | 2 | script: Pat McGreal; pencils: Matt Carlson; inks: Matt Carlson | |
| 32 | Honest Yearbook Messages | comic story | 2 | script: Teresa Burns Parkhurst; pencils: Teresa Burns Parkhurst; inks: Teresa Burns Parkhurst; letters: Teresa Burns Parkhurst | |
| 33 | - | letters page | 3 | script: Mitch O'Connell, Jason Edmistion, Alex Taffer; pencils: Mitch O'Connell, Jason Edmistion; inks: Mitch O'Connell, Jason Edmistion | |
| 34 | Meanwhile... | comic story | 1 | script: Ian Boothby; pencils: Pia Guerra; inks: Pia Guerra; letters: Pia Guerra | |
| 35 | - | comic story | 0.75 | script: Dave Griffith; pencils: Mike Holmes; inks: Mike Holmes; letters: Mike Holmes | |
| 36 | - | illustration | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee | |