| 0 | - | cover | 1 | pencils: Gary Pullin; inks: Gary Pullin; colors: Gary Pullin | |
| 1 | - | table of contents | 2 | pencils: Ron English; inks: Ron English; colors: Ron English | |
| 2 | Rejected Monster Cereals | comic story | 2 | script: Jeff Kruse; pencils: Dean MacAdam; inks: Dean MacAdam; colors: Dean MacAdam | |
| 3 | Sad New Ways to Feel Good About Yourself | comic story | 1 | script: Teresa Burns Parkhurst; pencils: Teresa Burns Parkhurst; inks: Teresa Burns Parkhurst; colors: Teresa Burns Parkhurst; letters: Teresa Burns Parkhurst | |
| 4 | Sven, Golly, It's... Svengoolie | comic story | 6 | script: Ian Boothby; pencils: Tom Richmond; inks: Tom Richmond | |
| 5 | A Slasher Movie Scene We'd Like to See | comic story | 1 | script: David DeGrand; pencils: David DeGrand; inks: David DeGrand; letters: David DeGrand | |
| 6 | Melania Trump Paper Doll | activity | 1 | script: Sina Grace; pencils: Sina Grace; inks: Sina Grace | |
| 7 | Cthasper the Friendly Elder God! | comic story | 1 | script: Peter-John Byrnes; pencils: Nick Gucker; inks: Nick Gucker; colors: Nick Gucker | |
| 8 | Stink Lines Through Art History | photo story | 3 | script: Maria Bamford; pencils: Scott Marvel Cassidy; inks: Scott Marvel Cassidy; colors: Scott Marvel Cassidy | |
| 9 | The Ghastlygun Tinies | comic story | 4 | script: Matt Cohen; pencils: Marc Palm; inks: Marc Palm; letters: Marc Palm | |
| 10 | A Mad Look at Dia de Los Muertos | comic story | 4 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés; colors: Tom Luth | |
| 11 | - | comic story | 2 | script: Peter Kuper; pencils: Peter Kuper; inks: Peter Kuper; colors: Peter Kuper | |
| 12 | Mad's Tom Bunk Goes Trick or Treating | illustration | 2 | script: Tom Bunk; pencils: Tom Bunk; inks: Tom Bunk; colors: Tom Bunk | |
| 13 | What, Me Evil? | text article | 1 | script: Gris Grimly; pencils: Gris Grimly; inks: Gris Grimly; colors: Gris Grimly | |
| 14 | The Potrzebie of Fear | cartoon | 1 | pencils: John Lucas; inks: John Lucas; colors: Nathan Kane | |
| 15 | - | comic story | 4 | script: Luke McGarry; pencils: Luke McGarry; inks: Luke McGarry; colors: Luke McGarry; letters: Luke McGarry | |
| 16 | Don't Light That Match! | comic story | 4 | script: George A. Escobar, Bob Lizarraga; pencils: Bob Lizarraga; inks: Bob Lizarraga; colors: Bob Lizarraga; letters: Bob Lizarraga | |
| 17 | - | cartoon | 4 | script: Bob Fingerman; pencils: Bob Fingerman; inks: Bob Fingerman; letters: Bob Fingerman | |
| 18 | Differences between the Original Halloween & Halloween 2018 | comic story | 2 | script: Brian Posehn; pencils: Gideon Kendall; inks: Gideon Kendall; colors: Gideon Kendall | |
| 19 | Let's Have Fun with What You Hate about Thanksgiving | comic story | 2 | script: Teresa Burns Parkhurst; pencils: Teresa Burns Parkhurst; inks: Teresa Burns Parkhurst; colors: Teresa Burns Parkhurst; letters: Teresa Burns Parkhurst | |
| 20 | - | cartoon | 0.25 | script: Johnny Sampson; pencils: Johnny Sampson; inks: Johnny Sampson; letters: Johnny Sampson | |
| 21 | - | cartoon | 0.25 | script: Kit Lively; pencils: Scott Nickel; inks: Scott Nickel; colors: Scott Nickel; letters: Scott Nickel | |
| 22 | A Guide to Feminist Halloween Costumes | cartoon | 0.5 | script: Alison Stevenson; pencils: A Person; inks: A Person; colors: A Person | |
| 23 | How to Defeat a Werewolf in 2018 | comic story | 0.5 | script: Brockton McKinney; pencils: Paul Wee; inks: Paul Wee | |
| 24 | Humor While You Wait Left Overs | comic story | 0.5 | script: Kyle Bridgett; pencils: Kyle Bridgett; inks: Kyle Bridgett; colors: Kyle Bridgett | |
| 25 | - | cartoon | 0.25 | script: Peter Kuper; pencils: Peter Kuper; inks: Peter Kuper; colors: Peter Kuper; letters: Peter Kuper | |
| 26 | - | cartoon | 0.25 | script: P. C. Vey; pencils: P. C. Vey; inks: P. C. Vey; letters: P. C. Vey | |
| 27 | - | comic story | 0.5 | script: Steve McGarry; pencils: Steve McGarry; inks: Steve McGarry; letters: Steve McGarry | President Trump |
| 28 | Make Your Own Halloween Costumes... Cheap! | comic story | 0.5 | script: Rob Kutner; pencils: Travis Millard; inks: Travis Millard; colors: Travis Millard | |
| 29 | - | cartoon | 0.3 | script: Jason Chatfield; pencils: Jason Chatfield; inks: Jason Chatfield; colors: Jason Chatfield | |
| 30 | - | cartoon | 0.2 | script: ? [as Lars] (signed); pencils: ? [as Lars] (signed); inks: ? [as Lars] (signed); colors: ? [as Lars] (signed); letters: typeset | |
| 31 | - | letters page | 4 | script: various; pencils: various; inks: various; colors: various; letters: typeset | |
| 32 | - | comic story | 1 | script: Grace Staley; pencils: Mike Holmes; inks: Mike Holmes; colors: Mike Holmes; letters: Mike Holmes | |
| 33 | What Group Profits the Most from Halloween? | illustration | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee; colors: Al Jaffee | |
| 34 | Don't Die This Halloween!!! | comic story | 1 | script: Dick DeBartolo; pencils: Ed Steckley; inks: Ed Steckley | |