| 0 | Meet Mr. Roids | cover | 1 | pencils: Mark Fredrickson; inks: Mark Fredrickson | Alfred E. Neuman |
| 2 | Departments | table of contents | 1 | pencils: various; inks: various; letters: typeset | Alfred E. Neuman; Monroe; Ty Pennington; Slomantha; The Little Prince |
| 3 | Random Samplings of Reader Mail | letters page | 2.67 | script: John Ficarra | Ozzy Osbourne |
| 4 | An Important Message From MAD's Director of Business & Development | promo (ad from the publisher) | 1 | script: Jeffrey Lozenge | Jeffrey Lozenge |
| 5 | Millions of Trees Gave Their Lives For These Books | promo (ad from the publisher) | 1 | pencils: ? (photo); inks: ? (photo); colors: ? (photo); letters: typeset | |
| 6 | - | credits, title page | 0.33 | letters: typeset | |
| 7 | Subscribe to MAD Classics...and Own This MAD Classic! | promo (ad from the publisher) | 1 | letters: typeset | |
| 8 | The Fundalini Pages | comic story | 3 | script: various; pencils: various; inks: various; letters: typeset | Fidel Castro; Barack Obama; Oprah Winfrey; Melvin; Jenkins; Loch Ness Monster; Idi Amin; Dick Cheney; Ulysses S. Grant; Joe Bitterman; Rachel; Nick |
| 9 | What The Heck Is The Difference? | activity | 1 | letters: typeset | Alfred E. Neuman |
| 10 | Slomantha? Who Cares! | comic story | 5 | script: Dick DeBartolo; pencils: Tom Richmond; inks: Tom Richmond | Christina Applegate [as Slomantha]; Patrick Dempsey [as Derek Shepherd] (cameo); Jean Smart [as Slomantha's mother]; Kevin Dunn [as Slomantha's father]; Slomantha's ex-best friend; Tim Russ [as Flank]; Melissa McCarthy [as Demeana]; Barry Watson [as Odd]; Earl |
| 11 | An AT&T Commercial We'd Like To See | comic story | 1 | script: Desmond Devlin; pencils: Drew Friedman; inks: Drew Friedman | Roger Clemens; Andy Pettitte |
| 12 | Other Kids Book Secrets Revealed Now That Dumbledore Has Been Outed | comic story | 3 | script: Jeff Kruse; pencils: Gary Hallgren; inks: Gary Hallgren | Clifford the Big Red Dog; Thomas the Tank Engine; The Hardy Boys [Frank Hardy; Joe Hardy]; Encyclopedia Brown; Waldo; Captain Underpants; Willy Wonka; Larry the Cucumber; Bob the Tomato; Junior Asparagus; The Velveteen Rabbit; The Baby-Sitters Club [Kristy Thomas; Claudia Kishi; Mary Anne Spier; Sta |
| 13 | Hello, I'm Barack. And I'm H.C. | comic story | 1 | pencils: Hermann Mejía; inks: Hermann Mejía | Barack Obama; Hillary Clinton |
| 14 | If Different Comedians Told The Same Joke | comic story | 2 | script: Harrison Greenbaum; pencils: Jason Seiler; inks: Jason Seiler | Dane Cook; Jay Leno; Larry the Cable Guy; Bill Maher; Carlos Mencia; Ellen DeGeneres; Lewis Black |
| 15 | Bad News Bare-Asses | illustration | 2 | pencils: Sam Sisco; inks: Sam Sisco | Roger Clemens; Andy Pettitte; Brian McNamee; Eric Gagne; Sammy Sosa; Miguel Tejada; Barry Bonds |
| 16 | MADKids On Sale Now! | promo (ad from the publisher) | 2 | script: various; pencils: various; inks: various; letters: typeset | Miley Cyrus; Black Spy; White Spy; Mario; Willy Nilly |
| 17 | Planet TAD!!!!! | text story | 2 | script: Tim Carvell; pencils: Brian Durniak; inks: Brian Durniak | Tad; Miss Engel; Ben Irvin; Mike Fine; Noah Simon; Jay Shepard; Abigail Wallace; Fred Carter; Eddie Lee; Chuck |
| 18 | A MAD Look At Doctors | comic story | 4 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés | |
| 19 | MAD's Do-It-Yourself 24 Season 7 Plotline | comic story | 2 | script: Darren Johnson; pencils: Rick Tulka; inks: Rick Tulka; colors: Wildstorm FX | Jack Bauer; Hillary Clinton; Norbit; Don Imus; Indiana Jones; Chloe; Oprah Winfrey |
| 20 | Signs You've Chosen The Wrong Spring Break Destination | comic story | 2 | script: John Caldwell; pencils: John Caldwell; inks: John Caldwell | |
| 21 | Spy Vs. Spy | comic story | 1 | script: Peter Kuper; pencils: Peter Kuper; inks: Peter Kuper | Black Spy; White Spy |
| 22 | Monroe and...Extreme Makeover | comic story | 4 | script: Anthony Barbieri; pencils: Tom Fowler; inks: Tom Fowler; colors: Ryan Flanders | Monroe; Monroe's mother; Monroe's father; Monroe's grandfather; Ty Pennington; Javier |
| 23 | Hello, I'm Barack. And I'm H.C. | comic story | 1 | pencils: Hermann Mejía; inks: Hermann Mejía | Barack Obama; Hillary Clinton |
| 24 | MAD's Washed-Up Lost Outtakes | comic story | 2 | pencils: ? (photo); inks: ? (photo); colors: ? (photo); letters: typeset | Hurley |
| 25 | Things We'll Probably Overhear At The Upcoming Barry Bonds Trial... | comic story | 2 | script: Jeff Kruse; pencils: Paul Coker; inks: Paul Coker | Barry Bonds |
| 27 | Where Does Everyone Agree The Level of Patient Care Is Deplorable? | activity | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee | Dr. Phil McGraw |
| 28 | Drawn-Out Dramas | comic story | 0 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés | |