| 0 | We Stick It To The NBA! | cover | 1 | pencils: Mark Fredrickson; inks: Mark Fredrickson | Kobe Bryant; Alfred E. Neuman |
| 1 | The Fundalini Pages | comic story | 3 | | |
| 2 | Barebutt Mountain | comic story | 4 | script: Arnie Kogen; pencils: Tom Richmond; inks: Tom Richmond | Heath Ledger [as Emmis Dull Mar]; Jake Gyllenhaal [as Jock Twitt]; Randy Quaid [as Jolt Agoura]; Michelle Williams [as Alamo Dull Mar]; Anne Hathaway [as Latrine Twitt]; Bear (from Bear in the Big Blue House, cameo); Lamb Chop (cameo); Philip Seymour Hoffman [as Truman Capote] (cameo); Dick Cheney ( |
| 3 | A Day in the Life of Dick Cheney | comic story | 3 | script: Scott Maiko; pencils: Drew Friedman; inks: Drew Friedman | |
| 4 | Mad's Out of Tune Grammy Outtakes | photo story | 2 | pencils: ? (photographs); inks: ? (photographs); colors: ? (photographs); letters: typeset | |
| 5 | 7 Periods Closer to Death | comic story | 1 | script: Ted Rall; pencils: Ted Rall; inks: Ted Rall; letters: Ted Rall | |
| 6 | The Strip Club | comic story | 3 | script: Jason Yungbluth, Keith Knight, Ted Rall, Douglas Paszkiewicz, Corey Pandolph, Teresa Burns Parkhurst; pencils: Jason Yungbluth, Keith Knight, Ted Rall, Douglas Paszkiewicz, Corey Pandolph, Teresa Burns Parkhurst; inks: Jason Yungbluth, Keith Knight, Ted Rall, Douglas Paszkiewicz, Corey Pandolph, Teresa Burns Parkhurst; letters: Keith Knight, Ted Rall, Douglas Paszkiewicz, Corey Pandolph, Teresa Burns Parkhurst | |
| 7 | The NBA From A to Z | comic story | 5 | script: David Shayne; pencils: Hermann Mejía; inks: Hermann Mejía; colors: Hermann Mejía | Ron Artest; Allen Iverson; Phil Jackson; Kobe Bryant; Lebron James; Pat Riley; Shaquille O'Neal; Yao Ming; Zyndrunas Ilgauskas |
| 8 | A Mad Look at Waiters & Waitresses | comic story | 4 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés | |
| 9 | Taco Bell Hot Sauce Packets We'd Like to See | photo story | 2 | script: Scott Maiko; pencils: Irving Schild; inks: Irving Schild; colors: Irving Schild | |
| 10 | - | comic story | 2 | script: Peter Kuper; pencils: Peter Kuper; inks: Peter Kuper | |
| 11 | Prison Fake | comic story | 5 | script: Dick DeBartolo; pencils: Mort Drucker; inks: Mort Drucker | Dominic Purcell [as Leaking Buckets]; Wentworth Miller [as Mighty Scoff-Field]; Peter Stormare [as Abruptly]; Wade Williams [as Captain Wallop]; Robert Knepper [as Sleazebag]; Robin Tunney [as Moniker]; Rockmond Dunbar [as Z-Note] |
| 12 | What Infestation Are More and More Americans Fearing Lately? | illustration | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee; colors: Al Jaffee | |