| 0 | Mad | cover | 1 | pencils: Mort Drucker; inks: Mort Drucker | Alfred E. Neuman |
| 1 | The Fundalini Pages | comic story | 3 | script: various; pencils: various; inks: various; letters: typeset | |
| 2 | MAD's Do-It-Yourself American Idol Judges' Critiques | comic story | 2 | script: Darren Johnson; pencils: Drew Friedman; inks: Drew Friedman | Alfred E. Neuman; Randy Jackson; Paula Abdul; Simon Cowell |
| 3 | The Mad World of Food | comic story | 3 | script: Stan Sinberg; pencils: Marc Hempel; inks: Marc Hempel | |
| 4 | Cowboy vs. Cowboy | comic story | 2 | script: Peter Kuper; pencils: Peter Kuper; inks: Peter Kuper | |
| 5 | Heartbreaking Problems of Aging Elvis Impersonators | comic story | 2 | script: John Caldwell; pencils: John Caldwell; inks: John Caldwell | |
| 6 | The Good Points and Bad Points of the New NBA Dress Code | comic story | 2 | script: Jeff Kruse, Nate Fakes; pencils: Tom Richmond; inks: Tom Richmond | |
| 7 | A Mad Look at Bling | comic story | 3 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés; letters: Sergio Aragonés | |
| 8 | Monroe and… The Dream Date | comic story | 4 | script: Anthony Barbieri; pencils: Bill Wray; inks: Bill Wray | |
| 9 | The Dog That Played Football for Notre Dame | text story | 2 | script: Brian McConnachie; pencils: Leonardo Rodriguez; inks: Leonardo Rodriguez | |
| 10 | The Strip Club | comic story | 3 | script: Simon Rich, Rich Moyer, Paul Gilligan, Ted Rall; pencils: M. K. Perker, Rich Moyer, Paul Gilligan, Ted Rall; inks: M. K. Perker, Rich Moyer, Paul Gilligan, Ted Rall; letters: Rich Moyer, Paul Gilligan, Ted Rall | |
| 11 | American Idol Also Rans: Where Are They Now? | comic story | 3 | script: Jeff Kruse; pencils: Tom Bunk; inks: Tom Bunk | DeTangelo Grendel; Slash Bamford; Britannia Spikes; Izzy Kavelnik; Herb Gherkin; Bernice Gravlax; Klaus Fleugenheuvel; Leila-Lee Lee |
| 12 | Go Fetch! | text article | 3 | pencils: Peter Bagge; inks: Peter Bagge | |
| 13 | Louse S.O.B. | comic story | 5 | script: Arnie Kogen; pencils: Mort Drucker; inks: Mort Drucker | Hugh Laurie [as Gregory Louse]; Dr. Julius Hibbert (cameo); Jesse Spencer [as Chaste]; Tyler; Uncle Sam (cameo); Lisa Edelstein [as Dr. Cuddly] |
| 14 | What Was President Bush Most Upset About to See Destroyed By Hurricane Katrina? | activity | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee | |