| 0 | We Squeeze The Fantastic 4 | cover | 1 | pencils: Mark Fredrickson; inks: Mark Fredrickson | Alfred E. Neuman; The Thing; Invisible Woman; Human Torch |
| 1 | Departments | table of contents | 1 | | The Thing; Alfred E. Neuman; Yoda; Monroe (All border contents) |
| 2 | Random Samplings Of Reader Mail | letters page | 3 | | |
| 3 | The Fundalini Pages | comic story | 3 | script: Desmond Devlin, Duck Edwing, Drew Friedman, Darren Johnson, Jeff Kruse, Mike Snider; pencils: Ray Alma, Scott Bricher, Paul Coker, Duck Edwing, Gary Hallgren, Scott Mendenhall; inks: Ray Alma, Scott Bricher, Paul Coker, Duck Edwing, Gary Hallgren, Scott Mendenhall | Matthew Perry; Jessica Simpson; "Mr. Britney Spears"; Clint Howard; Britney Spears; Melvin; Jenkins; Joe; Nick |
| 4 | Star Bores Epic Load III: The Retread Of The Sh*t! | comic story | 7 | script: David Shayne; pencils: Hermann Mejía; inks: Hermann Mejía | Ewan McGregor [as Oldie Von Moldie]; Ian McDiarmid [as Chancellor Palpitation]; Barf More; Yodel; Chewing-Tobacco; Bar Stool; Natalie Portman [as Senator PetMe AmaDilly]; General Greasy; Christopher Lee [as Count Cuckoo]; Hayden Christiansen [as Mannequin Skystalker]; Dark Traitor; Jimmy Smits [as F |
| 5 | Untitled | comic story | 2 | script: Peter Kuper; pencils: Peter Kuper; inks: Peter Kuper | White Spy; Black Spy |
| 6 | Mad's Grotesquely Mutated Fantastic 4 Outtakes | photo story | 3 | | Fantastic Four; Doctor Doom |
| 7 | A Mad Look At Summer Jobs | comic story | 4 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés | |
| 8 | The Pizza Trough | comic story | 2 | script: Scott Maiko; pencils: Scott Bricher; inks: Scott Bricher | |
| 9 | A Kid's Guide To B.S.-ing Through Life the George W. Bush Way | comic story | 3 | script: Mark Cantrell; pencils: Amanda Conner; inks: Amanda Conner | George W. Bush |
| 10 | Monroe and… Summer Break! | comic story | 4 | script: Anthony Barbieri; pencils: Bill Wray; inks: Bill Wray | Monroe; Mom; Dad; Grandpa; Baby Perry; Mr. Lentz |
| 11 | Introducing the All-New Bowelflex XXXtreme | photo story | 1 | script: Dick DeBartolo | |
| 12 | Things You Never Want to Read About the Summer Camp You're Being Sent to | comic story | 1 | script: John Caldwell; pencils: John Caldwell; inks: John Caldwell | |
| 13 | The Fantastic Four Has a Crap-Tastic Two Weeks! | comic story | 3 | script: Johnny Ryan, Greg Leitman; pencils: Johnny Ryan; inks: Johnny Ryan | Fantastic Four |
| 14 | Dump My Ride | comic story | 4 | script: Dave Croatto; pencils: Tom Richmond; inks: Tom Richmond | X-to-the-R X-Rapper |
| 15 | What is the Leading Cause of Heart Attacks Among Americans? | cartoon | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee | |