| 0 | Fall TV Preview | cover | 1 | pencils: Mark Fredrickson; inks: Mark Fredrickson; colors: Mark Fredrickson | Alfred E. Neuman |
| 1 | Departments | table of contents | 1 | pencils: various; inks: various; colors: various; letters: typeset | |
| 2 | - | letters page | 3 | pencils: various; inks: various; colors: various; letters: typeset | |
| 3 | The Fundalini Pages | comic story | 3 | script: Desmond Devlin, Duck Edwing, Mike Snider, Jeff Kruse, Garth Gerhart, Josh Eiserike; pencils: Kevin Pope, Duck Edwing, Rick Tulka, Jack Syracuse, Patrick Merrell, Tom Cheney; inks: Kevin Pope, Duck Edwing, Rick Tulka, Jack Syracuse, Patrick Merrell, Tom Cheney; colors: Garth Gerhart; letters: Duck Edwing | |
| 4 | Spider-Sham Too | comic story | 6 | script: Dick DeBartolo; pencils: Tom Richmond; inks: Tom Richmond; colors: Tom Richmond | Tobey Maguire [as Spider-Sham [Peeper Porker]]; Alfred Molina [as Doc Schlock]; James Franco [as Harried Osbored]; Kirstin Dunst [as MT]; Alfred E. Neuman (cameo); Rosemary Harris [as Aunt Mayday Porker]; Ghost Rider (cameo); Hawkman (cameo); Plastic Man (cameo); The Thing (cameo); Doctor Strange (c |
| 5 | A Mad Look at Paparazzi | comic story | 3 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés | |
| 6 | The Downside of Home Schooling | comic story | 2 | script: John Caldwell; pencils: John Caldwell; inks: John Caldwell | |
| 7 | Five Degrees of Bacon | photo story | 2 | script: Michael Rodman; pencils: AP/Wide World; inks: AP/Wide World; colors: AP/Wide World | |
| 8 | George W. Bush's 10-Point Plan for Fighting Terrorism | comic story | 3 | script: Barry Liebmann; pencils: Drew Friedman; inks: Drew Friedman | George W. Bush |
| 9 | Spy vs Spy | comic story | 2 | script: Peter Kuper; pencils: Peter Kuper; inks: Peter Kuper; colors: Peter Kuper | The Black Spy, The White Spy |
| 10 | The Bush Campaign's TV Commercial If He Was Running Against Jesus | photo story | 1 | script: Don Vaughn; pencils: Scott Bricher, AP/Wide World; inks: Scott Bricher, AP/Wide World; colors: Scott Bricher, AP/Wide World | |
| 11 | Without a Trace of Interest | comic story | 3 | script: Arnie Kogen; pencils: Angelo Torres; inks: Angelo Torres; colors: WildStorm Effects (David Rodriguez) | Judson Hawke; Poppy Montgomery [as Dimmy]; Anthony LaPaglia [as Hack]; Ozzy Osbourne (cameo) |
| 12 | Old Case | comic story | 3 | script: Arnie Kogen; pencils: Angelo Torres; inks: Angelo Torres; colors: WildStorm Effects (David Rodriguez) | |
| 13 | Your Candidate and My Candidate | comic story | 2 | script: Frank Jacobs; pencils: Peter Kuper; inks: Peter Kuper; colors: Peter Kuper | |
| 14 | Monroe and... Europe Part Tres | comic story | 4 | script: Anthony Barbieri; pencils: Bill Wray; inks: Bill Wray; letters: Bill Wray | |
| 15 | The Underachiever's Timeline | comic story | 1 | script: Teresa Burns Parkhurst; pencils: Teresa Burns Parkhurst; inks: Teresa Burns Parkhurst | |
| 16 | Mad's Fall TV Preview | comic story | 5 | script: Scott Maiko; pencils: Hermann Mejía; inks: Hermann Mejía | |
| 17 | What's Causing the Unemployment Rate to Rise Every Week? | cartoon | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee; colors: Al Jaffee | Donald Trump |