| 0 | Alfred E. Neuman Gets A Gift From... | cover | 1 | pencils: Kelly Freas; inks: Kelly Freas; colors: Kelly Freas | Alfred E. Neuman |
| 1 | Clear Heads Agree Culvert D.T.'s Are Better | comic story | 1 | pencils: Kelly Freas; inks: Kelly Freas | |
| 2 | Departments | foreword, introduction, preface, afterword | 1 | pencils: various; inks: various; letters: typeset | |
| 3 | Catch Up On What You've Missed | promo (ad from the publisher) | 0.33 | pencils: ? (photo); inks: ? (photo); letters: typeset | Alfred E. Neuman |
| 4 | Getting Sick of TV? | promo (ad from the publisher) | 0.17 | pencils: ? (photo); inks: ? (photo); letters: typeset | |
| 5 | Random Samplings of Reader Mail | letters page | 1 | script: Al Feldstein; pencils: Larry Maleman; inks: Larry Maleman | Albert B. Feldstein |
| 6 | It's Yours Free! | promo (ad from the publisher) | 0.17 | pencils: Norman Mingo; inks: Norman Mingo | Alfred E. Neuman |
| 7 | A Christmas Gift Suggestion | promo (ad from the publisher) | 0.33 | pencils: Wally Wood; inks: Wally Wood | Alfred E. Neuman |
| 8 | The Coming Attractions...Don't Always Show Exactly What's Coming! | comic story | 4 | script: Frank Jacobs; pencils: Wally Wood; inks: Wally Wood | |
| 9 | International Advertising | comic story | 3 | script: Frank Jacobs; pencils: Bob Clarke; inks: Bob Clarke | |
| 10 | The National Safety Council's Holiday-Weekend Telethon | comic story | 3 | script: Dee Caruso, Bill Levine; pencils: Mort Drucker; inks: Mort Drucker | Barry Grue; Martin Dean; Virginia Charity |
| 11 | Junior Additions | comic story | 2 | script: Tom Koch; pencils: Wally Wood; inks: Wally Wood | Little Red Riding Hood; Dennis The Menace |
| 12 | Memories of Summer | comic story | 3 | script: Don Martin; pencils: Don Martin; inks: Don Martin | |
| 13 | Basketball | comic story | 5 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: George Woodbridge; inks: George Woodbridge | Richard Furd |
| 14 | Alfred E. Neuman's Family Tree | comic story | 3 | script: Tom Koch; pencils: Wally Wood; inks: Wally Wood | Nu Mun; Tut-Ankh-Nu-Men; Socrates Numanos; Nerd Numinus; Alfred The Hun; Alfred The Chicken-Harted; Johannes Nuemanberg; Christopher Numunbus; Amerigo Numanucci; Michaelanumano; Elder Neuman; Sir Isaac Neuman; Benjamin Neuman; General George Neuman; Paul Neuman; Patrick Neuman; Abraham Neuman; Jeffe |
| 15 | "Walk - Don't Walk" Signals | comic story | 3 | script: Dave Berg; pencils: Dave Berg; inks: Dave Berg | |
| 16 | Custom-Made Christmas Cards | comic story | 3 | script: Frank Jacobs; pencils: Bob Clarke; inks: Bob Clarke | Elfrida Von Nardroff; Charles Van Doren; Nikita Khrushchev; Ed Sullivan; Alfred E. Neuman |
| 17 | How to Read Graphs | text article | 3 | script: Frank Jacobs; pencils: Joe Orlando, Al Feldstein; inks: Joe Orlando, Al Feldstein | |
| 18 | Scenes We'd Like to See: The Monster and the Villagers | comic story | 1 | script: E. Nelson Bridwell; pencils: Joe Orlando; inks: Joe Orlando | Frankenstein's monster |
| 19 | The Search for Sleep | comic story | 3 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: George Woodbridge; inks: George Woodbridge | |
| 20 | Next Year's Extra-Long Book Titles | comic story | 1 | script: Carl Memling; pencils: Bob Clarke; inks: Bob Clarke | |
| 21 | Electrical Report | comic story | 2 | script: Bob Elliott, Ray Goulding; pencils: Mort Drucker; inks: Mort Drucker | Bob Elliott; Ray Goulding; Wally Ballew; Ludlow J. Poindexter |
| 22 | Veeble People | comic story | 4 | script: Tom Koch; pencils: Joe Orlando; inks: Joe Orlando | Elihu J. Sternwallow; Pop Schlepp; Woodruff Durfendorfer |
| 23 | A Very Merry Christmas...And a Happy New Year! | comic story | 2 | script: Don Martin; pencils: Don Martin; inks: Don Martin | |
| 24 | You'll Be "Chairman of The Board" In Your MAD T-Shirt | promo (ad from the publisher) | 1 | pencils: Larry Maleman; inks: Larry Maleman | |
| 25 | Some Items "For Sale - Cheap" | text story | 0 | letters: typeset | |
| 26 | untitled | illustration | 1 | pencils: Kelly Freas; inks: Kelly Freas; colors: Kelly Freas | Moxie Cowznofsky |