| 0 | The Schmuck Has Spoken! | cover | 1 | pencils: James Bennett; inks: James Bennett | |
| 1 | Traff-eccch! | comic story | 6 | script: Arnie Kogen; pencils: Tom Richmond; inks: Tom Richmond | Tomas Milian [as General Sleazier]; Erika Christensen [as Riddaline Wastedfield]; Catherine Zeta-Jones [as Serene Latoya]; Michael Douglas [as Judge Wastedfield]; Barbra Streisand (cameo); Barbara Boxer (cameo); Orrin Hatch (cameo); Jacob Vargas [as Mañuelo]; The Three Stooges (cameo); Miguel Ferrer |
| 2 | A Mad Look at Survivor II | comic story | 5 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés | |
| 3 | Has Your Food Been Genetically Altered? | comic story | 3 | script: Tom Cheney; pencils: Tom Cheney; inks: Tom Cheney | |
| 4 | Mad's Celebrity Cause-Of-Death Betting Odds | comic story | 1 | script: Mike Snider; pencils: Hermann Mejía; inks: Hermann Mejía | George W. Bush |
| 5 | A Mad Peek Behind the Scenes at a College Admissions Office | comic story | 2 | pencils: Amanda Conner; inks: Amanda Conner | |
| 6 | Instant Music Reviews | comic story | 2 | script: Russ Cooper; pencils: Rick Tulka; inks: Rick Tulka | Ricky Martin; Christina Aguilera; Garth Brooks; Ted Nugent; Lisa “Left Eye” Lopes; Stevie Nicks; Alanis Morrisette; Red Hot Chili Peppers; Elton John; Jennifer Lopez; Whitney Houston; Smash Mouth; Britney Spears |
| 7 | The Legend of Beggar Vance | comic story | 1 | script: Arie Kaplan; pencils: Duck Edwing; inks: Duck Edwing | |
| 8 | - | comic story | 2 | script: Peter Kuper; pencils: Peter Kuper; inks: Peter Kuper | |
| 9 | Oh Rubber, Where Art Thou? | comic story | 1 | script: Duck Edwing; pencils: Duck Edwing; inks: Duck Edwing | |
| 10 | The Lighter Side of... | comic story | 4 | script: Dave Berg; pencils: Dave Berg; inks: Dave Berg | Roger Kaputnik |
| 11 | Shrill’s Content Subscription Ad | photo story | 1 | script: Jeff Kruse; pencils: AP/Wide World; inks: AP/Wide World | |
| 12 | Melvin & Jenkins' Guide to School Spirit | comic story | 2 | script: Desmond Devlin; pencils: Kevin Pope; inks: Kevin Pope | |
| 13 | Monroe and… the Tree House | comic story | 4 | script: Anthony Barbieri; pencils: Bill Wray; inks: Bill Wray | |
| 14 | You Can Fuhgeddabout Becoming a Made Man in the Soprano Mob If… | comic story | 2 | script: John Caldwell; pencils: John Caldwell; inks: John Caldwell | |
| 15 | Mad Closing Credits For a Typical Movie Theatre Audience | comic story | 2 | script: Russ Cooper; pencils: Tom Bunk; inks: Tom Bunk | |
| 16 | C.S.Oy | comic story | 5 | script: Dick DeBartolo; pencils: Angelo Torres; inks: Angelo Torres | William Petersen [as Swill Gruesome]; Paul Guilfoyle [as Captain Grim]; Marg Helgenberger [as Caughtone Gallows]; George Eads [as Nice Strokes]; Jorja Fox [as Surry Saddle]; Gary Dourdan [as Worry Frown]; Mike Greenlake; David Copperfield (cameo) |
| 17 | What Texan is Under Severe National Pressure to Prove His Worth? | activity | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee; colors: Al Jaffee | |