| 0 | Yo Quiero Caca | cover | 1 | pencils: Roberto Parada; inks: Roberto Parada | |
| 1 | Gatorator | comic story | 5 | script: Arnie Kogen; pencils: Angelo Torres; inks: Angelo Torres | Russell Crowe [as Laximus]; Joaquin Phoenix [as Commode]; Adolf Hitler (cameo); Augustus; Petronius; Djimon Hounsou [as Tuba] |
| 2 | Monroe and… the High Seas Part Two | comic story | 4 | script: Anthony Barbieri; pencils: Bill Wray; inks: Bill Wray | |
| 3 | Legitimate Gripes of Your Average Serial Killer | comic story | 3 | script: John Caldwell; pencils: John Caldwell; inks: John Caldwell | |
| 4 | Melvin & Jenkins' Guide to Hospitals | comic story | 2 | script: Desmond Devlin; pencils: Kevin Pope; inks: Kevin Pope | |
| 5 | Alternate Designs for the New $20 Bill | comic story | 4 | script: Darren Johnson; pencils: Scott Bricher; inks: Scott Bricher | |
| 6 | Letters to Britney Spears | comic story | 2 | script: Mike Snider; pencils: Jack Syracuse; inks: Jack Syracuse | Britney Spears |
| 7 | - | comic story | 2 | script: Peter Kuper; pencils: Peter Kuper; inks: Peter Kuper | Black Spy; White Spy |
| 8 | A Mad Peek Behind the Scenes at a Modern Health Spa | comic story | 2 | script: Dick DeBartolo; pencils: Paul Coker; inks: Paul Coker | |
| 9 | Modern Celebrity Couple Dilemmas | comic story | 3 | script: Mike Snider; pencils: Rick Tulka; inks: Rick Tulka | |
| 10 | Mad’s Modern Military Course Catalog | comic story | 3 | script: Mike Snider, Andrew J. Schwartzberg; pencils: George Woodbridge; inks: George Woodbridge | |
| 11 | A Mad Look at Swimming Pools | comic story | 3 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés | |
| 12 | The Lighter Side of... | comic story | 4 | script: Dave Berg; pencils: Dave Berg; inks: Dave Berg | Roger Kaputnik |
| 13 | Selecting the Right High School Clique for You | comic story | 5 | script: Mike Snider; pencils: Tom Bunk, Timothy Shamey, Leslie Sternbergh, Hermann Mejía, R. J. Matson, Kyle Baker; inks: Tom Bunk, Timothy Shamey, Leslie Sternbergh, Hermann Mejía, R. J. Matson, Kyle Baker | |
| 14 | Mad’s Celebrity Cause-of-Death Betting Odds | comic story | 1 | script: Mike Snider; pencils: James Warhola; inks: James Warhola | Taco Bell Chihuahua |
| 15 | What Change to the Landscape Do Environmentalists Fear the Most? | illustration | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee; colors: Al Jaffee | |
| 16 | The Rock Concert | comic story | 1 | script: Michael Gallagher; pencils: Tom Bunk; inks: Tom Bunk | |