| 0 | We’re Already Sick of Who Wants to Be a Millionaire and That’s Our Final Answer! | cover | 1 | pencils: C. F. Payne; inks: C. F. Payne | |
| 1 | Dudson’s Geeks | comic story | 5 | script: Josh Gordon; pencils: Ray Alma; inks: Ray Alma | James Van Der Beek [as Dudson Leering]; Paula Cole (cameo); Katie Holmes [as Jody Plotter]; Joshua Jackson [as Pasty Wusser]; Michelle Williams [as Jem]; Nick Meglin (cameo); Michigan J. Frog (cameo); Veedee; Mary Beth Peil [as Grams]; John Wesley Shipp [as Mr. Leering] (cameo); Steven Spielberg (ca |
| 2 | A Mad Peek Behind the Scenes at the Discovery Channel | comic story | 1 | script: Michael Gallagher; pencils: Paul Coker; inks: Paul Coker | |
| 3 | A Mad Look at the Courts | comic story | 4 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés | |
| 4 | The Logic Behind Men and Women’s TV Viewing Choices | comic story | 3 | script: Mike Snider; pencils: Rick Geary, Keith Seidel; inks: Rick Geary, Keith Seidel | |
| 5 | Slithering Heights | comic story | 1 | script: Duck Edwing; pencils: Duck Edwing; inks: Duck Edwing | |
| 6 | - | comic story | 2 | script: Michael Gallagher; pencils: Peter Kuper; inks: Peter Kuper | |
| 7 | Melvin & Jenkins' Guide to Hobbies | comic story | 2 | script: Desmond Devlin; pencils: Kevin Pope; inks: Kevin Pope | |
| 8 | Mad's All-Purpose Cliche Script for VH1’s Behind The Music | comic story | 2 | script: John Biederman; pencils: Rick Tulka; inks: Rick Tulka | |
| 9 | Monroe and… the Lawsuit | comic story | 3 | script: Anthony Barbieri; pencils: Bill Wray; inks: Bill Wray | |
| 10 | The Lighter Side of... | comic story | 4 | script: Dave Berg; pencils: Dave Berg; inks: Dave Berg | Roger Kaputnik |
| 11 | Half Fact/Whole Fact | comic story | 3 | script: Butch D'Ambrosio; pencils: Tom Bunk; inks: Tom Bunk | |
| 12 | What Really Goes On at Those Teachers’ Conferences | comic story | 2 | script: John Caldwell; pencils: John Caldwell; inks: John Caldwell | |
| 13 | Telecon*USA | text story | 1 | script: Dick DeBartolo | |
| 14 | Boobs Want to Be a Millionaire | comic story | 6 | script: Desmond Devlin; pencils: Gary Hallgren; inks: Gary Hallgren | Rhesus Pillbin; Scrooge McDuck (cameo); Robert D’Esposito; John Bouchard; Kevin Hordern; Dom Grillo; Bart Simpson (cameo); Ben Savage (cameo); Mort Fenster; Maggie Heamon; Joe Heamon |
| 15 | The Spending Annex Spring Catalog | photo story | 3 | script: Scott Maiko; pencils: Irving Schild; inks: Irving Schild | |
| 16 | Mad's Celebrity Cause-Of-Death Betting Odds | illustration | 1 | script: Mike Snider; pencils: Hermann Mejía; inks: Hermann Mejía | Gwyneth Paltrow |
| 17 | What Hot Thing Has Got Teenage Boys Really Excited? | activity | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee | |