| 0 | - | cover | 1 | script: Michael Gallagher; pencils: Monte Wolverton, Roberto Parada; inks: Monte Wolverton, Roberto Parada | |
| 1 | Alien Resuscitated | comic story | 5 | script: Dick DeBartolo; pencils: Mort Drucker; inks: Mort Drucker | Sigourney Weaver [as Ripple]; J.E. Freeman [as Dr. Mayhem Wrench]; Dan Hedaya [as General Putz]; E.T. (cameo); Yoda (cameo); Spock (cameo); Chewbacca (cameo); Winona Ryder [as Cold]; Linus Van Pelt (cameo) |
| 2 | 10 Warning Signs Your Family is Beyond Dysfunctional | comic story | 3 | script: John Caldwell; pencils: John Caldwell; inks: John Caldwell | |
| 3 | Umbrella Lightning Rod | comic story | 2 | script: Duck Edwing; pencils: Peter Kuper; inks: Peter Kuper | |
| 4 | Monroe &… the School Play | comic story | 3 | script: Anthony Barbieri; pencils: Bill Wray; inks: Bill Wray | |
| 5 | Entertain Me Weakly | photo story | 16 | script: Scott Brooks, David Shayne, Darren Johnson; pencils: Irving Schild, Drew Friedman, James Kirkland, Joe Favarotta; inks: Irving Schild, Drew Friedman, James Kirkland, Joe Favarotta | |
| 6 | The Lighter Side of... | comic story | 4 | script: Dave Berg; pencils: Dave Berg; inks: Dave Berg | |
| 7 | Potential Off-Season Jobs for Dick Vitale | comic story | 1 | script: Charlie Richards; pencils: R. J. Matson; inks: R. J. Matson | Dick Vitale |
| 8 | A Mad Look at Titanic | comic story | 4 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés | |
| 9 | Screech 2 | comic story | 6 | script: Arnie Kogen; pencils: Angelo Torres; inks: Angelo Torres | Wes Raving-Looney; Tiffany; Ghostface [Alfred Hitchcock]; Charlie Brown (cameo); Jim Carrey [as The Mask]; Courteney Cox [as Gall Welters]; Sarah Michelle Geller [as Cici Cooper] (death); Elise Neal [as Polly]; Jerry O’Connell [as Drek]; Neve Campbell [as Sydnut]; Professor Plato |
| 10 | One Sunday Morning on Easter Island | comic story | 1 | script: Amy Gillett; pencils: Timothy Shamey; inks: Timothy Shamey | |
| 11 | Mad's Celebrity Cause-Of-Death Betting Odds | illustration | 1 | script: Mike Snider; pencils: Hermann Mejía; inks: Hermann Mejía | Tom Cruise |
| 12 | What Gore-Filled Scene Truly Horrifies Many Americans? | illustration | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee; colors: Al Jaffee | |