| 0 | If You Don't Buy This Magazine, We'll Kill This Virtual Pet! | cover | 1 | script: Duck Edwing; pencils: Mark Fredrickson, Angelo Torres; inks: Mark Fredrickson, Angelo Torres; colors: Mark Fredrickson | |
| 1 | - | promo (ad from the publisher) | 1 | letters: typeset | |
| 2 | - | table of contents | 1 | letters: typeset | |
| 3 | Random Samplings of Readers Mail | letters page | 2 | letters: typeset | |
| 4 | Mad Goes on the Set of the Next "Jerky Chan" Movie | comic story | 4 | script: Desmond Devlin; pencils: Timothy Shamey; inks: Timothy Shamey | |
| 5 | What to Expect When Your Grandparents are Expecting | comic story | 3 | script: John Caldwell; pencils: John Caldwell; inks: John Caldwell | |
| 6 | The Chelsea E-Mails | comic story | 4 | script: Stan Hart; pencils: Mort Drucker; inks: Mort Drucker | |
| 7 | Melvin & Jenkins' Guide to Death | comic story | 3 | script: Desmond Devlin; pencils: Kevin Pope; inks: Kevin Pope | |
| 8 | Cheap Foreign Ripoffs of American Cartoons | comic story | 2 | script: Sean Eisenporth; pencils: Sam Viviano; inks: Sam Viviano | |
| 9 | The Masked Mountie and His Wonder Dog, Biscuit Chapter XX "The Cabin of Doom!" | comic story | 1 | script: Duck Edwing; pencils: Duck Edwing; inks: Duck Edwing | |
| 10 | Truly Grueling Modern Day Labors of Hercules We'd Like to See | comic story | 3 | script: Stan Hart; pencils: Bill Wray; inks: Bill Wray | |
| 11 | The Mad People Watcher's Guide to a Typical U.S. Corporation | comic story | 2 | script: Mike Snider; pencils: Tom Bunk; inks: Tom Bunk | |
| 12 | A Mad Look at Cross-Dressing | comic story | 3 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés; letters: Sergio Aragonés | |
| 13 | The Lighter Side of... | comic story | 4 | script: Dave Berg; pencils: Dave Berg; inks: Dave Berg | |
| 14 | The Masked Mountie and His Wonder Dog, Biscuit Chapter XXIV "The Precipice of Peril!" | comic story | 1 | script: Duck Edwing; pencils: Duck Edwing; inks: Duck Edwing | |
| 15 | Spy vs Spy | comic story | 2 | script: Bill Janocha; pencils: Peter Kuper; inks: Peter Kuper; letters: Peter Kuper | |
| 16 | Mad Presents Restaurant Reviews for the Finicky Fly | text story | 3 | script: Lori Kolman; pencils: George Woodbridge; inks: George Woodbridge | |
| 17 | The Masked Mountie and His Wonder Dog, Biscuit Chapter XXVII "Stumping Evil!" | comic story | 1 | script: Duck Edwing; pencils: Duck Edwing; inks: Duck Edwing | |
| 18 | The Downside of Various Dream Jobs | comic story | 2 | script: Mike Snider; pencils: Rick Tulka; inks: Rick Tulka | |
| 19 | Monroe &... a Sunday Afternoon with Dad | comic story | 3 | script: Anthony Barbieri; pencils: Bill Wray; inks: Bill Wray | |
| 20 | When Other TV Shows Finally Come Out of the Closet | comic story | 3 | script: Russ Cooper; pencils: Drew Friedman; inks: Drew Friedman | |
| 21 | Mad's Celebrity Cause-of-Death Betting Odds | illustration | 1 | script: Mike Snider; pencils: Thomas Fluharty; inks: Thomas Fluharty | Arnold Schwarzenegger |
| 22 | What's the Hottest Sound in Rap Today? | cartoon | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee; colors: Al Jaffee | |
| 23 | The Totally Amazing Ab Terrorizer!!! | photo story | 1 | script: Dick DeBartolo; pencils: Irving Schild; inks: Irving Schild; colors: Irving Schild | |