| 0 | O.J. Shocker! | cover | 1 | pencils: Drew Friedman; inks: Drew Friedman | |
| 1 | How TV Networks Can Work O.J. Simpson Trial Updates Into Their Regular Programming | comic story | 2 | script: John Boni; pencils: Paul Coker; inks: Paul Coker | |
| 2 | Not-So-Subtle Signs Your Parents Think It's Time You Moved Out of Your House | comic story | 2 | script: Dennis Snee; pencils: Greg Theakston; inks: Greg Theakston | |
| 3 | Mad Takes Car Phones for a Ride | comic story | 3 | script: John Caldwell; pencils: John Caldwell; inks: John Caldwell; letters: John Caldwell | |
| 4 | Not Quite Up to Speed | comic story | 6 | script: Dick DeBartolo; pencils: Angelo Torres; inks: Angelo Torres | Keanu Reeves [as Jerk Tavern]; Jeff Daniels [as Hairy Dimple]; Jackie Gleason [as Ralph Kramden] (cameo); Art Carney [as Ed Norton] (cameo); Dennis Hopper [as Pain] |
| 5 | The Freakish Funeral Finale | comic story | 1 | script: Duck Edwing; pencils: Duck Edwing; inks: Duck Edwing | |
| 6 | Strategic Aircraft for the Class Clown | comic story | 2 | script: Tom Cheney; pencils: Tom Cheney; inks: Tom Cheney | |
| 7 | Brutal Honesty | comic story | 3 | script: Sean Eisenporth; pencils: Sean Eisenporth; inks: Sean Eisenporth | |
| 8 | The Lion's Kin | comic story | 5 | script: Stan Hart; pencils: Sam Viviano; inks: Sam Viviano | Marge Simpson; Homer Simpson; Bart Simpson; Lisa Simpson; Maggie Simpson; Simpa; Graffiti; Mufossil; ZsaZsa; Scab; Alec Baldwin [as The Shadow]; Nada; Cowardly Lion; Dorothy |
| 9 | Louis Farrakhan's Christmas Carols | comic story | 3 | script: Frank Jacobs; pencils: Drew Friedman; inks: Drew Friedman | |
| 10 | The Weird Western Whirlwind | comic story | 1 | script: Duck Edwing; pencils: Duck Edwing; inks: Duck Edwing | |
| 11 | The Lighter Side of... | comic story | 4 | script: Dave Berg; pencils: Dave Berg; inks: Dave Berg | |
| 12 | - | comic story | 1 | script: M&e (signed); pencils: M&e (signed); inks: M&e (signed); letters: M&e (signed) | |
| 13 | Names of Music Groups as They Appear Elsewhere in Our Lives | photo story | 2 | script: Charlie Kadau | |
| 14 | A Mad Look at Women in Uniform | comic story | 3 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés; letters: Sergio Aragonés | |
| 15 | Fairest Shlump | comic story | 5 | script: Arnie Kogen; pencils: Angelo Torres; inks: Angelo Torres | Tom Hanks [as Fairest Shlump]; Sally Field [as Mrs. Shlump]; Elvis Presley (cameo); Bart Simpson (cameo); Governor Wallace; Beavis (cameo); Robin Wright [as Junkie]; Mykelti Williamson [as Burpa Blues]; Dick Cavett; John Lennon; Gary Sinise [as Lt. Dang]; Bill Clinton |
| 16 | America’s Most Noteworthy Science Fair Projects… That Lost! | comic story | 1 | script: Joe Raiola, Charlie Kadau; pencils: Tom Bunk; inks: Tom Bunk | |
| 17 | What Horrible Sickness Has Recently Been Linked to Smoking? | illustration | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee; colors: Al Jaffee | |