| 0 | Mad | cover | 1 | pencils: Mort Drucker; inks: Mort Drucker | Alfred E. Neuman [as Quark] |
| 1 | Star Blecch: Deep Space Swine | comic story | 5 | script: Dick DeBartolo; pencils: Mort Drucker; inks: Mort Drucker | Avery Brooks [as Captain Crisco]; Nana Visitor [as Major Nerds]; Colm Meaney [as Mules O’Brain]; René Auberjonois [as Constable Odor]; Armin Shimerman [as Quirk]; Alexander Siddig [as Dr. Flasher]; Terry Farrell [as Lieutenant Fax]; Cirroc Lofton [as Jerk Crisco]; Canisters [Sugar; Spice; Everything |
| 2 | Least Common Accidents and Injuries in America | comic story | 3 | script: Mike Snider; pencils: Tom Bunk; inks: Tom Bunk | |
| 3 | When Celebrities Take Jobs as Product Logos | comic story | 2 | pencils: Greg Theakston; inks: Greg Theakston | Oprah Winfrey; Barbara Bush; Michael J. Fox; Eddie Murphy; Sinead O’Connor; John Goodman; Roseanne Arnold; Glenn Close; Madonna; Steven Seagal; Jean-Claude Van Damme; Chuck Norris |
| 4 | Other Uses for Blow-Dryers | comic story | 2 | script: Paul Peter Porges; pencils: Paul Peter Porges; inks: Paul Peter Porges | |
| 5 | The Lighter Side of... | comic story | 5 | script: Dave Berg; pencils: Dave Berg; inks: Dave Berg | |
| 6 | The Panasony RIP 2000 Suicide Machine Owner’s Manual | comic story | 3 | script: Charlie Kadau; pencils: Bob Clarke; inks: Bob Clarke | |
| 7 | Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions | comic story | 3 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee | |
| 8 | Groundhog Déjà Vu | comic story | 5 | script: Stan Hart; pencils: Angelo Torres; inks: Angelo Torres | Calvin (cameo); Hobbes (cameo) |
| 9 | The Avenging Oar | comic story | 2 | script: Duck Edwing; pencils: Duck Edwing; inks: Duck Edwing; letters: Don Edwing | The Avenging Oar; The Fat Swine; The Drummer of Doom |
| 10 | Spy vs. Spy | comic story | 1 | script: Don Edwing; pencils: Bob Clarke; inks: Bob Clarke | The Black Spy; the White Spy |
| 11 | Spin Doctors for the Rest of Us | comic story | 3 | script: Desmond Devlin; pencils: Rick Tulka; inks: Rick Tulka | |
| 12 | Real-Life Stupid Human Tricks | comic story | 3 | script: Mike Snider; pencils: Jack Davis; inks: Jack Davis | |
| 13 | Charade | photo story | 4 | script: Charlie Kadau, Joe Raiola | |
| 14 | Baseball Card Wars | comic story | 3 | script: Desmond Devlin; pencils: Paul Coker; inks: Paul Coker | |
| 15 | Save a Child Star | text story | 1 | script: Frank Santopadre | |
| 16 | What Vile Act Would Be More Perverse Than Anything These Performers Have Been Accused Of? | illustration | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee | |
| 17 | Great Moments in Military Toy History: Manufacturers Lift the Ban on Gay Action Figures | illustration | 1 | pencils: Irving Schild; inks: Irving Schild; colors: Irving Schild | |