| 0 | Mad | cover | 1 | pencils: Richard Williams; inks: Richard Williams | |
| 1 | The Adnauseum Family | comic story | 5 | script: Dick DeBartolo; pencils: Mort Drucker; inks: Mort Drucker | Gonads Adnauseum; More-teasin’ Adnauseum; Grandmuck Adnauseum; Doomsday Adnauseum; Pigsly Adnauseum; Uncle Festive; Edward Scissorhands; Jason Voorhees; Freddy Krueger; Lunch; Cousin Zit; Abigail Grave-in |
| 2 | The Horrendous Homeless Heartbreak | comic story | 1 | script: Duck Edwing; pencils: Duck Edwing; inks: Duck Edwing | |
| 3 | It Never Works But You Gotta Try… | comic story | 2 | script: Mike Snider; pencils: Harry North; inks: Harry North | |
| 4 | A Mad Look at Gardening | comic story | 3 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés | |
| 5 | Mad’s Suggestions for Gulf War Memorials | comic story | 3 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee | |
| 6 | Horrifying Political Cliches | comic story | 2 | script: Frank Jacobs; pencils: Paul Coker; inks: Paul Coker | |
| 7 | If You Never Hear Anyone Say… | comic story | 3 | script: Mark Hudis; pencils: John Pound; inks: John Pound | |
| 8 | Spy vs. Spy | comic story | 1 | script: Antonio Prohías; pencils: Bob Clarke; inks: Bob Clarke | The Black Spy; the White Spy |
| 9 | Gnome Improvement | comic story | 5 | script: A. Marly; pencils: Angelo Torres; inks: Angelo Torres | Twit Nailer; Chill Nailer; Mal; Drab Nailer; Lark Nailer; Dandy Nailer; Wilting; Boob Villa |
| 10 | Customer Satisfaction Surveys We’d Really Like to See | comic story | 2 | script: C. Pepper; pencils: Tom Bunk; inks: Tom Bunk | |
| 11 | The Lighter Side of… | comic story | 5 | script: Dave Berg; pencils: Dave Berg; inks: Dave Berg | |
| 12 | You’ve Been Looking for Waldo… Now Where’s… | comic story | 3 | script: Paul Peter Porges; pencils: Paul Peter Porges; inks: Paul Peter Porges | |
| 13 | An Academy Award Scene We'd Like to See | comic story | 1 | script: J. Wessel; pencils: James Warhola; inks: James Warhola | Billy Crystal; Arnold Schwarzenegger |
| 14 | Still More Badly Needed Warning Labels for Rock Albums | comic story | 3 | script: Desmond Devlin | |
| 15 | The Shocking Sundown Showdown | comic story | 1 | script: Duck Edwing; pencils: Duck Edwing; inks: Duck Edwing | |
| 16 | More Obituaries for Merchandising Characters | comic story | 3 | script: Frank Jacobs; pencils: Bob Clarke; inks: Bob Clarke | |
| 17 | Not Playing (the Sequel) | comic story | 1 | script: Charlie Kadau; pencils: Greg Theakston; inks: Greg Theakston | |
| 18 | What Republican With an Outrageous Is Hoping to Steal His Party’s Nomination in ‘92? | illustration | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee; colors: Al Jaffee | |