| 0 | Mad | cover | 1 | pencils: Richard Williams; inks: Richard Williams | Alfred E. Neuman [as Robin Hood] |
| 1 | Familial Matters | comic story | 6 | script: Dick DeBartolo; pencils: Mort Drucker; inks: Mort Drucker | Lt. Mudrock; Reginald Val Johnson [as Card Darnslow]; Jo Marie Payton [as Harried Darnslow]; Adora Darnslow; Eggie Darnslow; Mother Darnslow; Ratewell; Itchie; Jaleel White [as Dweeb Irksome] |
| 2 | If Your Home Life Was Reported the Same Way as the Evening News | comic story | 2 | script: Mark D'Amico; pencils: Paul Coker; inks: Paul Coker | |
| 3 | The Harmonious Homeboy's Homicide | comic story | 1 | script: Duck Edwing; pencils: Duck Edwing; inks: Duck Edwing | Jack the Rapper |
| 4 | Recycling Obsolete Military Equipment | comic story | 3 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee | |
| 5 | You Always Remember… You Never Remember… | comic story | 2 | script: Mike Snider; pencils: Gerry Gersten; inks: Gerry Gersten | |
| 6 | The Lighter Side of... | comic story | 5 | script: Dave Berg; pencils: Dave Berg; inks: Dave Berg | |
| 7 | The Controversial Convict's Comeuppance | comic story | 1 | script: Duck Edwing; pencils: Duck Edwing; inks: Duck Edwing | |
| 8 | Disclaimers for Oaths, Mottos and Famous Sayings | comic story | 2 | script: Frank Jacobs; pencils: George Woodbridge; inks: George Woodbridge | |
| 9 | Gross and Beyond Gross | comic story | 2 | script: John Caldwell; pencils: John Caldwell; inks: John Caldwell | |
| 10 | Hack-Draft | comic story | 5 | script: Dick DeBartolo; pencils: Angelo Torres; inks: Angelo Torres | Burnin' McCaffeine; Steamin' McCaffeine; Do-All Grimface; Dim |
| 11 | Spy vs. Spy | comic story | 1 | script: Don Edwing; pencils: Bob Clarke; inks: Bob Clarke | The Black Spy; the White Spy |
| 12 | A Second Bathroom… Your Gateway to Fun and Adventure! | comic story | 2 | script: Paul Peter Porges; pencils: Paul Peter Porges; inks: Paul Peter Porges | |
| 13 | Reel vs. Real | comic story | 2 | script: Russ Cooper; pencils: Sam Viviano; inks: Sam Viviano | |
| 14 | As Seen By… | comic story | 2 | script: Edie Smith, Darren Johnson; pencils: John Pound; inks: John Pound | |
| 15 | A Mad Look at Prison Life | comic story | 3 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés; letters: Sergio Aragonés | |
| 16 | Throbbin Hood: Prince of Heaves | comic story | 5 | script: Stan Hart; pencils: Jack Davis; inks: Jack Davis | Kevin Costner [as Throbbin of Loxly]; Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio [as May Marry'em]; Morgan Freeman [as Akeem]; Brian Blessed [as Lord Loxly]; Walter Sparrow [as Dunkin']; Nick Brimble [as Little Johnson]; Alan Rickman [as the Sheriff]; Christian Slater [as Wilt Sleepy]; Sean Connery [as King Richar |
| 17 | The Vulnerable Victim's Voyage | comic story | 1 | script: Duck Edwing; pencils: Duck Edwing; inks: Duck Edwing | |
| 18 | Where Is Our Government Most Successfully Using the Camouflage Technique? | activity | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee | |