| 0 | Alfred E. Neuman | cover | 1 | pencils: Richard Williams; inks: Richard Williams; colors: Richard Williams | Alfred E. Neuman |
| 1 | Table of Contents | table of contents | 1 | pencils: various; inks: various; letters: typeset | |
| 2 | Random Samplings of Readers Mail | letters page | 2 | pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés | |
| 3 | The Oddfather Part III | comic story | 5 | script: Arnie Kogen; pencils: Mort Drucker; inks: Mort Drucker | |
| 4 | Drama on Page 9 | comic story | 1 | script: John Caldwell; pencils: John Caldwell; inks: John Caldwell | |
| 5 | America Land of Opportunity | comic story | 2 | script: Mike Snider; pencils: George Woodbridge; inks: George Woodbridge | |
| 6 | Modern Day Clue Game Cards | comic story | 2 | pencils: Greg Theakston; inks: Greg Theakston | Captain Hazelwood; President Bush; Charles Keating; Jose Canseco; The Three Stooges (as Japanese) |
| 7 | The Pitiful Postal Peril | comic story | 1 | script: Duck Edwing; pencils: Duck Edwing; inks: Duck Edwing | |
| 8 | New and Improved Store Kiddie Rides | comic story | 3 | script: Dan Birtcher; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee | |
| 9 | More Same Words... Different Circumstances! | comic story | 2 | script: John Prete; pencils: Rick Tulka; inks: Rick Tulka | |
| 10 | The Masterful Mess-Hall Melee | comic story | 1 | script: Duck Edwing; pencils: Duck Edwing; inks: Duck Edwing | |
| 11 | Unsolved Miseries | comic story | 3 | script: Andrew J. Schwartzberg; pencils: Jack Davis; inks: Jack Davis | |
| 12 | A Mad Peek Behind the Scenes at a Madonna Video | comic story | 2 | script: Charlie Kadau, Joe Raiola; pencils: Mort Drucker; inks: Mort Drucker | Madonna |
| 13 | The Lighter Side of... | comic story | 5 | script: Dave Berg; pencils: Dave Berg; inks: Dave Berg | |
| 14 | Rotten Places Where Waldo Really Would Have to Hide | comic story | 3 | script: Desmond Devlin; pencils: Tom Bunk; inks: Tom Bunk | |
| 15 | The Dorky Downhill Distortion | comic story | 1 | script: Duck Edwing; pencils: Duck Edwing; inks: Duck Edwing | |
| 16 | Mad's Video Reviews | comic story | 3 | script: Stan Hart; pencils: Sam Viviano; inks: Sam Viviano | |
| 17 | Daily Aerobic Routines Without Costly Videotapes | comic story | 2 | script: Paul Peter Porges; pencils: Paul Peter Porges; inks: Paul Peter Porges | |
| 18 | Spy vs. Spy | comic story | 1 | script: Don Edwing; pencils: Bob Clarke; inks: Bob Clarke | |
| 19 | Modern Day Dinosaurs We Wish Were Extinct | comic story | 3 | script: Frank Jacobs; pencils: Paul Coker; inks: Paul Coker | |
| 20 | Deadwood Scissorsham | comic story | 5 | script: Dick DeBartolo; pencils: Angelo Torres; inks: Angelo Torres | |
| 21 | What New Health Hazard Are Scientists Now Carefully Monitoring? | illustration | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee; colors: Al Jaffee | |
| 22 | Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions at a Wrestling Match | comic story | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee; colors: Al Jaffee | |
| 23 | Drawn Out Dramas | comic story | 0 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés | |