| 0 | Alfred E. Neuman Says "What - Me Worry?" | cover | 1 | pencils: Norman Mingo, Harvey Kurtzman, Bill Elder; inks: Norman Mingo, Harvey Kurtzman, Bill Elder | Alfred E. Neuman, Democrat Donkey First, Republican Elephant First |
| 1 | B. F. Goodnrich Autoless - Because You Don't Need a Car, Just Tires | comic story | 1 | script: Al Feldstein; pencils: Reed Crandall; inks: Reed Crandall | |
| 2 | Vital Features - Departments | table of contents | 1 | script: Al Feldstein | |
| 3 | Elvis Pelvis | comic story | 2 | script: Al Feldstein; pencils: Jack Davis; inks: Jack Davis | Elvis Presley First |
| 5 | Now... In Full color! | promo (ad from the publisher) | 0.11 | pencils: Norman Mingo; inks: Norman Mingo | Alfred E. Neuman |
| 6 | Random Samplings of Reader Mail | letters page | 1.67 | script: Albert B. Feldstein | |
| 7 | Gunsmoked | comic story | 4 | script: Al Feldstein; pencils: Jack Davis; inks: Jack Davis | James Arness [as Madd Dillinger]; Gambler Dan; Blacksmith Sam; Dennis Weaver [as Chestnut]; Milburn Stone [as Doc]; Amanda Blake [as Kiddie]; Mayor Melvin |
| 8 | Alfred E. Neuman Answers Your Questions | comic story | 1 | script: Al Feldstein; pencils: Don Martin; inks: Don Martin | |
| 9 | The Manly Art of Self Defense | comic story | 2 | script: Edmund E. Price; editing: Harvey Kurtzman | |
| 10 | Scenes We'd Like To See: The Gladiator and the Empress | comic story | 1 | script: Phil Interlandi; pencils: Phil Interlandi; inks: Phil Interlandi | |
| 11 | MAD Builds a More Civilized Mouse Trap | comic story | 2 | script: Al Feldstein; pencils: Jack Davis; inks: Jack Davis | |
| 12 | Motorist Beware! | comic story | 2 | script: Al Feldstein; pencils: Bob Clarke; inks: Bob Clarke | |
| 13 | MAD Establishes an... Old Comic-Strip Characters' Home | text article | 2 | script: Al Feldstein; pencils: Wally Wood; inks: Wally Wood | Batman, Buster Brown, Casper, Denny Colt, Lamont Cranston, Eustace P. Dolan, Marla Drake, Mickey Dugan First, Dick Grayson, Ignatz Mouse, Krazy Kat, Emperor Ming, Miss Fury, Officer Pupp |
| 14 | Bowling | comic story | 4 | script: Nick Meglin, Al Feldstein; pencils: Jack Davis; inks: Jack Davis | John L. Lewis; Tommy Manville; Osgood Z'Beard |
| 15 | Collegiate Whimsey | comic story | 3 | script: Rice, Bill Davis, Parks, Ilnicki, Jerry Lee, Kent; pencils: Rice, Bill Davis, Parks, Ilnicki, Jerry Lee, Kent; inks: Rice, Bill Davis, Parks, Ilnicki, Jerry Lee, Kent | Galahad |
| 16 | Morbid Dick | comic story | 4 | script: Al Feldstein; pencils: Wally Wood; inks: Wally Wood | Captain Aslob [Legory Peck]; Fishmeal [Richard Basehearted]; Queeg-Queeg; Father Maplesyrup [Osome Bells]; Morbid Dick; Mr. Starstruck [Lee O'Genn] |
| 17 | Alfred E. Neuman Answers Your Questions | comic story | 1 | script: Al Feldstein; pencils: Don Martin; inks: Don Martin | |
| 18 | A Medal for Horatius | text story | 2 | script: W. C. Hall; pencils: Wally Wood; inks: Wally Wood | |
| 19 | What's Happened to the... Pulp Magazines? | comic story | 4 | script: James Blish; pencils: Bill Elder; inks: Bill Elder; editing: Harvey Kurtzman | Fenwick; "Red" Herring; Maren |
| 20 | A Saw Screams at Midnight | comic story | 2 | script: Carl Reiner | Carl Reiner |
| 21 | MAD Merit Badges | comic story | 2 | script: Al Feldstein; pencils: Jack Davis; inks: Jack Davis | |
| 22 | Walt Dizzy Presents Dizzyland | comic story | 6 | script: Al Feldstein; pencils: Wally Wood; inks: Wally Wood | Walt Dizzy; unnamed fairy; Jimmy Dood; Ozgood Zeiss; Sigismund Sponk; Davy Crawcutt; Mike Finque; Walt Dizzy's animated characters |
| 23 | Alfred E. Neuman Answers Your Questions | comic story | 1 | script: Al Feldstein; pencils: Don Martin; inks: Don Martin | |
| 24 | Vital Items You Can Buy for a Quarter | promo (ad from the publisher) | 1 | script: Al Feldstein; pencils: Jack Davis; inks: Jack Davis | |
| 25 | Marginal Thinking | text article | 0 | script: Arnie Rosen, Coleman Jacoby | |
| 26 | untitled | illustration | 1 | script: Al Feldstein; pencils: Norman Mingo, Harvey Kurtzman, Bill Elder, Jack David; inks: Norman Mingo, Harvey Kurtzman, Bill Elder, Jack David | Smilin' Jack, Nikita Khrushchev, Liberace, Little Orphan Annie, The Lone Ranger, Jack Martin, Groucho Marx, Mickey Mouse, Alfred E. Neuman, Popeye, Pogo Possum First, Elvis Presley First, John Reid, Dick Tracy |