| 0 | In This Issue We… Demolish Full House Slime Exxon Torpedo Red October | cover | 1 | pencils: Mort Drucker; inks: Mort Drucker | |
| 1 | America’s Phoniest Home Videos Visits Fool House | comic story | 5 | script: Dick DeBartolo; pencils: Mort Drucker; inks: Mort Drucker | |
| 2 | The Lyrical Latin Lalapalooza | comic story | 1 | script: Duck Edwing; pencils: Duck Edwing | General Aragonès |
| 3 | 12 Sure Signs That You’ve Reached Adulthood | comic story | 2 | script: Tom Koch; pencils: Rick Tulka; inks: Rick Tulka | |
| 4 | A Mad Guide to Devolution | photo story | 2 | script: Hy Bender; pencils: ? (photographs); inks: ? (photographs); letters: typeset | |
| 5 | Spy vs. Spy | comic story | 1 | script: Don Edwing; pencils: Bob Clarke; inks: Bob Clarke | The Black Spy; the White Spy |
| 6 | Choke | comic story | 4 | script: Charlie Kadau, Joe Raiola; pencils: Tom Bunk; inks: Tom Bunk | |
| 7 | A Mad Look at Boxing | comic story | 3 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés | |
| 8 | What Corporate Initials Really Stand For | comic story | 2 | script: Michael Goodwin; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee | |
| 9 | The Oil | text story | 2 | script: Frank Jacobs; pencils: John Pound; inks: John Pound | |
| 10 | The Lighter Side of... | comic story | 5 | script: Dave Berg; pencils: Dave Berg; inks: Dave Berg | |
| 11 | When TV Sports Advertisers Decide to “Sponsor” More Than Just Kickoffs & Home Runs | comic story | 3 | script: Mike Snider; pencils: Jack Davis; inks: Jack Davis | |
| 12 | The Torturous Trapeze Travesty | comic story | 1 | script: Duck Edwing; pencils: Duck Edwing | |
| 13 | Mad Visits a Modern Day Law School | comic story | 4 | script: Lou Silverstone; pencils: Paul Coker; inks: Paul Coker | |
| 14 | The Sadistic Sharpshooter’s Shot | comic story | 1 | script: Duck Edwing; pencils: Duck Edwing; inks: Duck Edwing | Captain Torres; Minnesota Grande |
| 15 | Fooling with Food | comic story | 3 | script: Paul Peter Porges; pencils: Paul Peter Porges; inks: Paul Peter Porges | |
| 16 | Hunt for Last October | comic story | 5 | script: Stan Hart; pencils: Angelo Torres; inks: Angelo Torres | Sean Connery [as Captain Remus]; Alec Baldwin [as Jerk] |
| 17 | Unofficial Yo-Yo Tricks Every Kid Knows | comic story | 1 | script: Dan Birtcher; pencils: Paul Coker; inks: Paul Coker | |
| 18 | What Is the Most Sickening Trend in Movies Today? | illustration | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee; colors: Al Jaffee | |