| 0 | Designated Hittee | cover | 1 | pencils: Richard Williams; inks: Richard Williams | Alfred E. Neuman |
| 1 | Star Blecch: The Next Degradation | comic story | 5 | script: Frank Jacobs; pencils: Mort Drucker; inks: Mort Drucker | Gates McFadden [as Dr. Loverly Cruncher]; Denise Crosby [as Tusha Yarp]; Patrick Stewart [as Captain Jaunt Fluke Retard]; Brent Spiner [as Dada]; Wil Wheaton [as Pestly Cruncher]; Jonathan Frakes [as Linoleum Wiper]; Marina Sirtis [as Nirvana Floy]; Michael Dorn [as Barf]; LeVar Burton [as Lieutenan |
| 2 | The Perilous Pioneer Predicament | comic story | 2 | script: Duck Edwing; pencils: Duck Edwing; inks: Duck Edwing; letters: Don Edwing | |
| 3 | A Beginners Guide to Cartoon Sound Effects | comic story | 3 | script: Duck Edwing; pencils: Paul Coker; inks: Paul Coker | |
| 4 | Hot Albums of the 1990’s…A Look Back | comic story | 2 | script: Russ Cooper; pencils: Rick Tulka; inks: Rick Tulka | Monkees 1999 [Peter Tork]; Phil Collins; Garfunkel and Oates |
| 5 | The Mad Nasty File Volume III | comic story | 3 | script: Tom Koch; pencils: Gerry Gersten; inks: Gerry Gersten | Hulk Hogan; David Letterman; Bruce Willis; Dr. Ruth Westheimer; Bob Uecker; Pat Sajak; Jay Leno; Shelley Long |
| 6 | Spy vs. Spy | comic story | 1 | script: Antonio Prohías; pencils: Antonio Prohías; inks: Antonio Prohías | |
| 7 | PPP Industries Gift Catalog for Spoiled Rotten Pets | comic story | 3 | script: Paul Peter Porges; pencils: Paul Peter Porges; inks: Paul Peter Porges | |
| 8 | The Ballad of Oprah and Phil | text story | 2 | script: Frank Jacobs; pencils: Jack Davis; inks: Jack Davis | Oprah Winfrey; Phil Donahue |
| 9 | A Mad Look at Staying Cool | comic story | 3 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés; letters: Sergio Aragonés | |
| 10 | Double Damp | comic story | 4 | script: Dick DeBartolo; pencils: Angelo Torres; inks: Angelo Torres | Muck Slummer |
| 11 | The Terrible Toilet Trauma | comic story | 1 | script: Duck Edwing; pencils: Duck Edwing; inks: Duck Edwing | |
| 12 | The Mad Guide to “Forgivable” and “Unforgivable” Sins (According to Certain Evangelists) | comic story | 2 | script: Stan Hart; pencils: Mort Drucker; inks: Mort Drucker | Jim Bakker; Tammy Faye Bakker; Pat Robertson |
| 13 | The Lighter Side of... | comic story | 5 | script: Dave Berg; pencils: Dave Berg; inks: Dave Berg | |
| 14 | Mad Visits the C.I.A. | comic story | 4 | script: Lou Silverstone; pencils: Angelo Torres; inks: Angelo Torres | Geraldope Ravera |
| 15 | Alf’s Celebrity Cat Cookbook | comic story | 3 | script: J. Prete; pencils: Sam Viviano; inks: Sam Viviano | Alf; The Cat in the Hat; Garfield; Sylvester; Felix the Cat; Hello Kitty |
| 16 | Mad’s Index | comic story | 1 | script: Mike Snider, Frank Jacobs | |
| 17 | What Hurdle Must All Olympic Athletes Pass As They Go for the Gold? | illustration | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee | |
| 18 | Mad's All-Star Flopps | illustration | 1 | pencils: Richard Williams; inks: Richard Williams | Jimmy Swaggert; Cher; Mike Dukakis; Gen. Manuel Noriega; Oprah Winfrey; Kurt Waldheim; Ivan Boesky; George Bush |