| 0 | - | cover | 1 | pencils: Jack Rickard; inks: Jack Rickard; colors: Jack Rickard | Alfred E. Neuman |
| 1 | Table of Contents | table of contents | 1 | letters: typeset | |
| 2 | Letters Dept. | letters page | 1 | letters: typeset | |
| 3 | Jaw'd, Too | comic story | 8 | script: Dick DeBartolo; pencils: Mort Drucker; inks: Mort Drucker | Miss Amnesty; Murray Hamilton [as Mayor Fawn]; Mark Gruner [as Myke Broody]; Christine Freeman [as Terry] (death); Collin Wilcox [as Dr. Elkhorn]; Roy Scheider [as Chief Broody]; Marc Gilpin [as Sworn Broody] |
| 4 | Christmas Is... | comic story | 2 | script: Tommy Moore; pencils: Paul Coker; inks: Paul Coker | |
| 5 | "New-Improved" Products that Really Are New and Improved | comic story | 3 | script: Al Jaffee, Billy Doherty; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee | |
| 6 | Don Martin Dept. Part I: Early One Morning Down in South America | comic story | 1 | script: Don Martin; pencils: Don Martin; inks: Don Martin; letters: Don Martin | |
| 7 | The Boulevard of Broken Dreams | comic story | 2 | script: Stan Hart; pencils: George Woodbridge; inks: George Woodbridge | |
| 8 | If Someone Today Received Those Gifts on "The Twelve Days of Christmas" | text story | 3 | script: Frank Jacobs, Billy Doherty | |
| 9 | Don Martin Dept. Part II: One Hot Afternoon in the American Desert | comic story | 1 | script: Don Martin; pencils: Don Martin; inks: Don Martin; letters: Don Martin | |
| 10 | Clones of the Future | comic story | 2 | script: Paul Peter Porges; pencils: Harry North; inks: Harry North | Richard Nixon; Kareem Abdul-Jabbar; Johnny Carson; John Denver; Idi Amin Dada; Woody Allen; Henry Kissinger; John Travolta; Jerry Ford |
| 11 | Clones of the Past | comic story | 1 | script: Paul Peter Porges; pencils: Harry North; inks: Harry North | General Custer; Adolf Hitler; Casanova; Albert Einstein |
| 12 | Mad Novelty Items for Practical-Joker Jocks | comic story | 3 | script: Paul Peter Porges; pencils: Jack Davis; inks: Jack Davis | |
| 13 | The Lighter Side of... Boo-Boos | comic story | 5 | script: Dave Berg; pencils: Dave Berg; inks: Dave Berg | |
| 14 | A Preview of This Year's "Gimmick" Christmas Gifts | text story | 4 | script: Tom Koch; pencils: Bob Clarke; inks: Bob Clarke | |
| 15 | Don Martin Dept. Part III: One Evening in an Amsterdam Bus Terminal | comic story | 1 | script: Don Martin; pencils: Don Martin; inks: Don Martin; letters: Don Martin | |
| 16 | If Libraries Sold Advertising Space | comic story | 2 | script: William Garvin; pencils: Bob Clarke; inks: Bob Clarke | |
| 17 | The Incredible Bulk | comic story | 7 | script: Lou Silverstone; pencils: Angelo Torres; inks: Angelo Torres | Bill Bixby [as Dr. David Bummer]; Lou Ferrigno [as The Incredible Bulk]; Jack Colvin [as Mr. LaGree]; Andy Capp (cameo); Florrie Capp (cameo); Batman (cameo); Robin (cameo); Snoopy (cameo); Zonker Harris (cameo); Mark Slackmeyer (cameo); Wonder Woman (cameo); Tarzan (cameo); Howard the Duck (cameo); |
| 18 | What Marvelous New Development Should Have Architects Everywhere Rejoicing? | cartoon | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee; colors: Al Jaffee | |
| 19 | One Rainy Afternoon in the Black Forest | comic story | 1 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Don Martin; inks: Don Martin | |
| 20 | Drawn-Out Dramas | comic story | 0 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés; letters: Sergio Aragonés | |