| 0 | In This Issue, We Gag Up "The Exorcist" | cover | 1 | pencils: Bob Clarke; inks: Bob Clarke; colors: Bob Clarke | |
| 1 | The Ecchorcist | comic story | 8 | script: Larry Siegel; pencils: Mort Drucker; inks: Mort Drucker | Linus Van Pelt (cameo); Ellen Burstyn [as Crass McSqueal]; Max von Sydow [as Father Merry]; Kitty Wynn [as Saran]; Linda Blair [as Ravin McSqueal]; Rudolf Schundler [as Kraut]; Jack MacGowran [as Burpp Denims]; Barton Heyman [as Dr. Klown]; Flip Wilson [as Geraldine]; Lee J. Cobb [as Lt. Kindergarte |
| 2 | Drawn Out Dramas | cartoon | 0 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés | |
| 3 | Wishful Thinking | comic story | 3 | script: Paul Peter Porges; pencils: Jack Davis; inks: Jack Davis | |
| 4 | One Sunday Morning on the Beach | comic story | 2 | script: Don Martin; pencils: Don Martin; inks: Don Martin | |
| 5 | Mad "Singles Only" Resort Owner of the Year | comic story | 4 | script: Lou Silverstone; pencils: George Woodbridge; inks: George Woodbridge | |
| 6 | Horrifying Cliches 10 | cartoon | 3 | script: May Sakami; pencils: Paul Coker Jr.; inks: Paul Coker Jr. | |
| 7 | Mad's All-Inclusive Do-It-Yourself Impeachment Newspaper Story | text story | 2 | script: Frank Jacobs | |
| 8 | The Lighter Side of Hot Weather | comic story | 5 | script: Dave Berg; pencils: Dave Berg; inks: Dave Berg | |
| 9 | Alfred's Poor Almanac | text story | 1 | script: Frank Jacobs | |
| 10 | If Other Celebrities Hosted "The Miss America Pageant" | comic story | 2 | script: Frank Jacobs; pencils: Jack Rickard; inks: Jack Rickard | Bobby Riggs; Jane Fonda |
| 11 | You Know You Married a Gal/Guy Who's Much Too Young/Old for You When ... | comic story | 3 | script: Lloyd Gola; pencils: Lloyd Gola; inks: Lloyd Gola | |
| 12 | 1974 Hospital Supply Catalogue | comic story | 4 | script: Tom Koch; pencils: Bob Clarke; inks: Bob Clarke | |
| 13 | Spy Vs. Spy | comic story | 1 | script: Antonio Prohías; pencils: Antonio Prohías; inks: Antonio Prohías | The Black Spy; The White Spy |
| 14 | Popicorn | comic story | 6 | script: Dick DeBartolo; pencils: Angelo Torres; inks: Angelo Torres | Steve McQueen [as Popicorn]; Dustin Hoffman [as Lousi Engraver]; Victor Jory [as the Chief] |
| 15 | One Fine Day in the Arctic | comic story | 1 | script: Don Martin; pencils: Don Martin; inks: Don Martin | |
| 16 | What Is the Only Thing That Completely Ignores the Law of Gravity? | illustration | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee; colors: Al Jaffee | |
| 17 | A Mad Look at a TV Commercial | comic story | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee; colors: Al Jaffee | |