| 0 | In This Issue: Put*On | cover | 1 | pencils: Norman Mingo; inks: Norman Mingo; colors: Norman Mingo | Alfred E. Neuman |
| 1 | A Mad Look at Flags of the World | illustration | 1 | script: Max Brandel; pencils: Max Brandel; inks: Max Brandel | |
| 2 | Haunted By the Ghost of Christmas Presents? | promo (ad from the publisher) | 1 | pencils: George Woodbridge; inks: George Woodbridge | |
| 3 | Put*On | comic story | 7 | script: Larry Siegel; pencils: Mort Drucker; inks: Mort Drucker | George C. Scott [as General George Put*on]; Karl Malden [as General Boredly]; Willie (cameo); Joe (cameo); The Dragon Lady (cameo); Michael Bates [as Field Marshal Monkmemory]; Major Brownoze; Beetle Bailey (cameo); Sad Sack (cameo) |
| 4 | One Day on Location | comic story | 2 | script: Don Martin; pencils: Don Martin; inks: Don Martin | |
| 5 | The Mad Blow-Your-Mind Drug Primer | comic story | 3 | script: Sy Reit; pencils: Bob Clarke; inks: Bob Clarke | |
| 6 | The Lighter Side of Bad Habits | comic story | 5 | script: Dave Berg; pencils: Dave Berg; inks: Dave Berg | |
| 7 | The Christmas Tree | comic story | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee | Major Hawks; Private Doves |
| 8 | That'll Be the Day | comic story | 2 | script: Dick DeBartolo; pencils: Paul Coker Jr.; inks: Paul Coker Jr. | |
| 9 | Mad's Christmas Carols for the 1970 Season | comic story | 4 | script: Frank Jacobs; pencils: Jack Rickard; inks: Jack Rickard | |
| 10 | If There Had Been Advice Columns Throughout History | comic story | 3 | script: Lou Silverstone; pencils: George Woodbridge; inks: George Woodbridge | |
| 11 | One Morning in the Life of an Optician | comic story | 1 | script: Don Martin; pencils: Don Martin; inks: Don Martin | |
| 12 | A Mad Look at Birds | cartoon | 4 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés; letters: Sergio Aragonés | |
| 13 | You Know You're Really a Football Fan When... | comic story | 2 | script: Stan Hart; pencils: Jack Davis; inks: Jack Davis | |
| 14 | Mad Christmas Cards From Celebrities | photo story | 3 | script: Max Brandel | Richard Nixon; H. Rap Brown; Abbie Hoffman; Golda Meir; George Wallace; Graham Kerr [as The Galloping Gourmet]; Richard Daley; Spiro Agnew; Don Rickles; Eldridge Cleaver; Hugh Hefner; William Fulbright |
| 15 | Spy Vs. Spy | comic story | 2 | script: Antonio Prohías; pencils: Antonio Prohías; inks: Antonio Prohías | The Black Spy; The White Spy |
| 16 | Drawn Out Dramas | cartoon | 0 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés | |
| 17 | The Doris Daze Show | comic story | 5 | script: Stan Hart; pencils: Angelo Torres; inks: Angelo Torres | Doris Day [as Doris Marlin]; Rock Hudson (cameo); Denver Pyle [as Cluck]; McLean Stevenson [as Mr. Knucklehead]; Rose Marie [as Rose] |
| 18 | What Essential Item Won't Be Available Again This Year? | illustration | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee; colors: Al Jaffee | Alfred E. Neuman |
| 19 | - | photo story | 1 | pencils: Irving Schild; inks: Irving Schild; colors: Irving Schild | |