| 0 | Beautiful Girl of the Month Reads MAD | cover | 1 | pencils: Basil Wolverton; inks: Basil Wolverton | |
| 1 | Beware of Imitations! | promo (ad from the publisher) | 1 | script: Harvey Kurtzman; pencils: Jack Davis; inks: Jack Davis; letters: Ben Oda | |
| 2 | Flesh Garden! | comic story | 8 | script: Harvey Kurtzman; pencils: Wally Wood; inks: Wally Wood; colors: Marie Severin; letters: Ben Oda | Flesh; Dale; an alien; Dr. Noah Zark; a Zork; a Zorchton; a Zilchtron; Owlmen; Rockmen; Treemen; Grassmen; Airmen; King Mong |
| 3 | MAD Reader! | comic story | 6 | script: Harvey Kurtzman; pencils: Basil Wolverton; inks: Basil Wolverton; colors: Marie Severin; letters: Ben Oda | |
| 4 | I Dreamed I Went to a Fraternity Smoker in My Panic Magazine! | promo (ad from the publisher) | 1 | pencils: Jack Davis; inks: Jack Davis; colors: Marie Severin; letters: Ben Oda | |
| 5 | Operation Under-the-Ground Chapter 87 [Chapter 5] | text story | 1 | script: Jerry De Fuccio; pencils: Harvey Kurtzman; inks: Harvey Kurtzman; colors: Marie Severin | Five Fingers Jones; Lavrenti Buried; Floppova Movova |
| 6 | Murder the Husband! | comic story | 3 | script: Bill Gaines, Al Feldstein; pencils: Jack Davis; inks: Jack Davis; colors: Marie Severin | Walter Graham; Kenneth Martin |
| 7 | Murder the Story! | comic story | 3 | script: Harvey Kurtzman; pencils: Jack Davis; inks: Jack Davis; colors: Marie Severin | Cracker Graham; Melvin Martin |
| 8 | Beware of Imitations! | promo (ad from the publisher) | 1 | script: Harvey Kurtzman; pencils: Jack Davis; inks: Jack Davis; colors: Marie Severin; letters: Ben Oda | |
| 9 | MAD Mumblings | letters page | 1 | script: Harvey Kurtzman; pencils: Harvey Kurtzman; inks: Harvey Kurtzman; colors: Marie Severin | |
| 10 | Dragged Net! | comic story | 7 | script: Harvey Kurtzman; pencils: Will Elder; inks: Will Elder; colors: Marie Severin; letters: Ben Oda | Joe Friday; Ed Saturday; Chief Mike Sunday; Shermlock Shomes (cameo); Dr. Whatsit (cameo); murderer; bank robber; Willie Elder |