| 0 | Express Santa | cover | 1 | pencils: Norman Mingo; inks: Norman Mingo; colors: Norman Mingo; letters: Norman Mingo | Alfred E. Neuman |
| 1 | Mad subscription offer | promo (ad from the publisher) | 1 | pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés | |
| 2 | - | letters page | 1 | script: Jerry De Fuccio | |
| 3 | Hokum's Heroes | comic story | 4 | script: Larry Siegel; pencils: Jack Davis; inks: Jack Davis | Bob Crane [as Col. Hokum]; John Banner [as Sgt. Schlitz]; Werner Klemperer [as Commandant Klunk]; Sigrid Valdis [as Olga]; Dwight Eisenhower; Adolf Hitler |
| 4 | Drawn Out Dramas | cartoon | 0 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés | |
| 5 | Another Visit with a Sculptor | comic story | 1 | script: Don Martin; pencils: Don Martin; inks: Don Martin | |
| 6 | Christmas Cards We'd Like to See | photo story | 3 | script: Max Brandel; pencils: Max Brandel; inks: Max Brandel | Liberace |
| 7 | Spy Vs. Spy | comic story | 1 | script: Antonio Prohías; pencils: Antonio Prohías; inks: Antonio Prohías | The Black Spy; The White Spy |
| 8 | More Snappy Answers to Those Old Cliches | comic story | 4 | script: Stan Hart; pencils: Paul Coker Jr.; inks: Paul Coker Jr. | |
| 9 | Ads for Other 1967 Vehicles | comic story | 2 | script: Dick DeBartolo; pencils: Bob Clarke; inks: Bob Clarke | |
| 10 | A Portfolio of Mad Namelies | comic story | 3 | script: Max Brandel; pencils: Max Brandel; inks: Max Brandel | |
| 11 | Spy Vs. Spy | comic story | 1 | script: Antonio Prohías; pencils: Antonio Prohías; inks: Antonio Prohías | The Black Spy; The White Spy |
| 12 | What is a B.M.O.C.? | text story | 2 | script: Tom Koch; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés | |
| 13 | Telephone Solicitors | comic story | 6 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee | |
| 14 | A Mad Shopping Guide for Gifts for Finks | comic story | 2 | script: Stan Hart; pencils: Bob Clarke; inks: Bob Clarke | |
| 15 | The Lighter Side of Mail | comic story | 4 | script: Dave Berg; pencils: Dave Berg; inks: Dave Berg | |
| 16 | Football as Covered by Other Publications | comic story | 3 | script: Frank Jacobs; pencils: George Woodbridge; inks: George Woodbridge | |
| 17 | The Sound of Money | comic story | 7 | script: Stan Hart; pencils: Mort Drucker; inks: Mort Drucker | Julie Andrews [as Mitzia; also as Mary Poppins]; Peggy Wood [as Mother Obsess]; Ingrid Bergman [as Sister Mary Benedict] (cameo); Charlie Brown (cameo); Audrey Hepburn [as Sister Luke] (cameo); Debbie Reynolds [as Sister Ann] (cameo); Deborah Kerr [as Sister Angela] (cameo); Christopher Plummer [as |
| 18 | Once Again in the Laboratory | comic story | 1 | script: Don Martin; pencils: Don Martin; inks: Don Martin | |
| 19 | A Christmas Message from Santa Claus | illustration | 1 | script: Al Jaffee; pencils: Al Jaffee; inks: Al Jaffee | |
| 20 | The Day No One was Left Up to Get Him a Grant's | photo story | 1 | pencils: Irving Schild; inks: Irving Schild; colors: Irving Schild | |