| 0 | - | cover | 1 | pencils: Basil Gogos; inks: Basil Gogos; colors: Basil Gogos | Sylvester P. Smythe |
| 1 | Those False Rumors about Cracked Magazine | comic story | 10 | script: George Gladir; pencils: John Severin; inks: John Severin | |
| 2 | Why Does a Chicken Cross the Road? | comic story | 4 | pencils: Charlie Rodrigues; inks: Charlie Rodrigues | |
| 3 | Krakaknuckle East of Hoboken! | comic story | 14 | pencils: John Severin; inks: John Severin | |
| 4 | Make Mine Well Done | comic story | 3 | pencils: Charlie Rodrigues; inks: Charlie Rodrigues | |
| 5 | A Glossary of Cracked Definitions | comic story | 8 | pencils: John Severin; inks: John Severin | |
| 6 | Churly | comic story | 15 | pencils: Vic Martin; inks: Vic Martin | |
| 7 | Whaddayacallits? | comic story | 9 | pencils: Joe Mead; inks: Joe Mead | |
| 8 | Fruity Tunes | comic story | 6 | pencils: Vic Martin; inks: Vic Martin | |
| 9 | Batzman Meets the Green Horned Bee! | comic story | 17 | pencils: Marie Severin; inks: John Severin | |
| 10 | The Electric Shave | comic story | 3 | script: Oskar Blotta Jr.; pencils: Oskar Blotta Jr.; inks: Oskar Blotta Jr. | |
| 11 | Initialitis | comic story | 6 | pencils: Bill Ward; inks: Bill Ward | |
| 12 | That'll Be the Day! | comic story | 3 | pencils: John Langton; inks: John Langton | |
| 13 | - | comic story | 4 | script: John Severin; pencils: John Severin; inks: John Severin | |
| 14 | Manufactured Products | comic story | 8 | pencils: John Severin; inks: John Severin | |
| 15 | Rollicking with Robert Redford | photo story | 5 | pencils: ? (photographs); inks: ? (photographs); letters: typeset | |
| 16 | Yoga | comic story | 8 | pencils: John Severin; inks: John Severin | |