| 0 | - | cover | 1 | pencils: Basil Gogos; inks: Basil Gogos; colors: Basil Gogos | Sylvester P. Smythe |
| 1 | Oops! Sorry! | comic story | 6 | pencils: Bruce Day; inks: Bruce Day | |
| 2 | Cracked Looks at Dating | comic story | 12 | pencils: Bill Ward; inks: Bill Ward | |
| 3 | Nixon's Next Job | comic story | 6 | pencils: John Severin; inks: John Severin | Richard M. Nixon; Sylvester P. Smythe |
| 4 | Fat Is... | comic story | 6 | pencils: Bob Taylor; inks: Bob Taylor | |
| 5 | Celebrity Waterbeds | comic story | 5 | pencils: Bill Ward; inks: Bill Ward | |
| 6 | The Dumb-Dumb People! | comic story | 6 | pencils: Lugoze; inks: Lugoze | |
| 7 | Cracked Stereotypes | comic story | 8 | pencils: John Langton; inks: John Langton | |
| 8 | Females Participating in All Sports | comic story | 10 | pencils: John Severin; inks: John Severin | |
| 9 | Cracked Interviews the Money King | comic story | 16 | pencils: Bob Taylor; inks: Bob Taylor | Nanny Dickering |
| 10 | Miss America Contest | comic story | 9 | pencils: John Severin; inks: John Severin | |
| 11 | Cracked Put-ons | comic story | 9 | pencils: John Langton; inks: John Langton | |
| 12 | The Psychiatrist | comic story | 2 | script: Paul Laikin; pencils: Vic Martin; inks: Vic Martin | |
| 13 | When Every One Called Him Dickie | photo story | 3 | pencils: ? (photographs); inks: ? (photographs); letters: typeset | |
| 14 | Ten Tips on How to Become Rich | comic story | 6 | pencils: Vic Martin; inks: Vic Martin | |
| 15 | If Famous People Had Listened to Their Mothers | comic story | 8 | pencils: John Severin; inks: John Severin | |
| 16 | Cheeter, Tarzin's Faithful Chimp! | comic story | 9 | letters: typeset | |
| 17 | The Suntan | comic story | 3 | script: Caracu; pencils: Caracu; inks: Caracu | |
| 18 | Go Fly a Kite | comic story | 3 | script: John Severin; pencils: John Severin; inks: John Severin | Sylvester P. Smythe |
| 19 | Telephone Madness | comic story | 11 | pencils: Charlie Rodrigues; inks: Charlie Rodrigues | |
| 20 | Cracked's Silent Pages Spot | comic story | 5 | script: Larry Barth; pencils: Larry Barth; inks: Larry Barth | |
| 21 | Cracked Looks at Dining Out | comic story | 15 | pencils: Bill Ward; inks: Bill Ward | |
| 22 | Snappy Answers! | comic story | 3 | pencils: John Langton; inks: John Langton | |
| 23 | Cracked Looks at the Beach | comic story | 10 | pencils: Don Orehek; inks: Don Orehek | |
| 24 | More Crazy Comebacks | comic story | 3 | pencils: Warren Sattler; inks: Warren Sattler | |
| 25 | The Snell Test | comic story | 3 | pencils: John Langton; inks: John Langton | |
| 26 | How Famous People Got Their Nicknames | comic story | 6 | pencils: John Severin; inks: John Severin | |
| 27 | Goofed-Up Gems | comic story | 5 | pencils: Vic Martin; inks: Vic Martin | |