| 0 | - | cover | 1 | pencils: Peter Bagge; inks: Peter Bagge; colors: Joanne Bagge; letters: Peter Bagge | |
| 1 | Presentation Page | credits, title page | 1 | pencils: Peter Bagge; inks: Peter Bagge; colors: Joanne Bagge | |
| 2 | Title Page and Credits | credits, title page | 2 | script: Peter Bagge; pencils: Peter Bagge; inks: Peter Bagge | |
| 3 | Copyright Page | credits, title page | 1 | pencils: Peter Bagge; inks: Peter Bagge; colors: Joanne Bagge | |
| 4 | Introduction | foreword, introduction, preface, afterword | 2 | script: Peter Bagge; pencils: Peter Bagge; inks: Peter Bagge; colors: Joanne Bagge | |
| 5 | Let's Fuck Shit Up! | comic story | 6 | script: Peter Bagge; pencils: Peter Bagge; inks: Peter Bagge; letters: Peter Bagge | |
| 6 | Tom Paine in the Ass | comic story | 6 | script: Peter Bagge; pencils: Peter Bagge; inks: Peter Bagge; letters: Peter Bagge | |
| 7 | Artist vs. Artisan | comic story | 6 | script: Peter Bagge; pencils: Peter Bagge; inks: Peter Bagge; letters: Peter Bagge | |
| 8 | Poor Richard Predicts | comic story | 7 | script: Peter Bagge; pencils: Peter Bagge; inks: Peter Bagge; colors: Joanne Bagge; letters: Peter Bagge | |
| 9 | The Last Straw! | comic story | 1 | script: Peter Bagge; pencils: Peter Bagge; inks: Peter Bagge; colors: Joanne Bagge; letters: Peter Bagge | |
| 10 | That Being Said... | comic story | 1 | script: Peter Bagge; pencils: Peter Bagge; inks: Peter Bagge; colors: Joanne Bagge; letters: Peter Bagge | |
| 11 | Nancy Hart: War Woman | comic story | 8 | script: Peter Bagge; pencils: Peter Bagge; inks: Peter Bagge; colors: Joanne Bagge; letters: Peter Bagge | |
| 12 | The Real Enemy | comic story | 1 | script: Peter Bagge; pencils: Peter Bagge; inks: Peter Bagge; colors: Joanne Bagge; letters: Peter Bagge | |
| 13 | What Shall We Call the President? | comic story | 1 | script: Peter Bagge; pencils: Peter Bagge; inks: Peter Bagge; colors: Joanne Bagge; letters: Peter Bagge | |
| 14 | John Paul... ...Jones. | comic story | 8 | script: Peter Bagge; pencils: Peter Bagge; inks: Peter Bagge; colors: Joanne Bagge; letters: Peter Bagge | |
| 15 | Sticks and Stones | comic story | 1 | script: Peter Bagge; pencils: Peter Bagge; inks: Peter Bagge; colors: Joanne Bagge; letters: Peter Bagge | |
| 16 | A Widow's Worry | comic story | 1 | script: Peter Bagge; pencils: Peter Bagge; inks: Peter Bagge; colors: Joanne Bagge; letters: Peter Bagge | |
| 17 | Mr. Unpopularity | comic story | 8 | script: Peter Bagge; pencils: Peter Bagge; inks: Peter Bagge; colors: Joanne Bagge; letters: Peter Bagge | |
| 18 | Dear Old Princeton | comic story | 1 | script: Peter Bagge; pencils: Peter Bagge; inks: Peter Bagge; colors: Joanne Bagge; letters: Peter Bagge | |
| 19 | Role Models | comic story | 1 | script: Peter Bagge; pencils: Peter Bagge; inks: Peter Bagge; colors: Joanne Bagge; letters: Peter Bagge | |
| 20 | The Virginia Mafia | comic story | 6 | script: Peter Bagge; pencils: Peter Bagge; inks: Peter Bagge; letters: Peter Bagge | |
| 21 | A Loose Cannon: The John Laurens Story | comic story | 5 | script: Peter Bagge; pencils: Peter Bagge; inks: Peter Bagge; letters: Peter Bagge | |
| 22 | The Odd Couple Go to Paris | comic story | 4 | script: Peter Bagge; pencils: Peter Bagge; inks: Peter Bagge; letters: Peter Bagge | |
| 23 | Founding Fathers Funnies Footnotes | text article | 8 | script: Peter Bagge; pencils: Peter Bagge; inks: Peter Bagge; colors: Joanne Bagge | |
| 24 | Back Cover | promo (ad from the publisher) | 1 | script: John Kricfalusi, Robert Crumb; pencils: Peter Bagge; inks: Peter Bagge; colors: Joanne Bagge | |