| 0 | - | cover | 1 | pencils: Will Eisner; inks: Will Eisner | |
| 1 | - | illustration | 2 | pencils: Will Eisner; inks: Will Eisner | |
| 2 | Man with Pen in Head | comic story | 6 | script: Frank Miller; pencils: Frank Miller; inks: Frank Miller; letters: Frank Miller | Frank Miller |
| 3 | The Time I Met Richard Nixon | comic story | 8 | script: Sergio Aragonés; pencils: Sergio Aragonés; inks: Sergio Aragonés; letters: Stan Sakai | Sergio Aragonés; Mark Evanier; Richard Nixon |
| 4 | The Day I Became a Professional | comic story | 4 | script: Will Eisner; pencils: Will Eisner; inks: Will Eisner; letters: Will Eisner | Will Eisner; Ludwig Bemelmans |
| 5 | Rules to Live By | comic story | 6 | script: Jason Lutes; pencils: Jason Lutes; inks: Jason Lutes; letters: Jason Lutes | Jason Lutes |
| 6 | The Building Didn't Explode | comic story | 7 | script: Paul Chadwick; pencils: Paul Chadwick; inks: Paul Chadwick; letters: Dan Jackson | Paul Chadwick |
| 7 | Eyes | comic story | 3 | script: William Stout; pencils: William Stout; inks: William Stout; letters: William Stout | William Stout |
| 8 | My Life As a Bat | comic story | 6 | script: Bill Morrison; pencils: Bill Morrison; inks: Bill Morrison; letters: Bill Morrison | Bill Morrison |
| 9 | Recess! | comic story | 7 | script: Linda Medley; pencils: Linda Medley; inks: Linda Medley; letters: Linda Medley | Linda Medley |
| 10 | Tuesday Night At the Jazz Club | comic story | 3 | script: Diana Schutz; pencils: Arnold Pander; inks: Arnold Pander; letters: Sean Konot | |
| 11 | Comic Book Chef | comic story | 6 | script: Matt Wagner; pencils: Matt Wagner; inks: Matt Wagner; letters: Dan Jackson | Matt Wagner |
| 12 | I Have Lost My Sense of Humour | comic story | 4 | script: Eddie Campbell; pencils: Eddie Campbell; inks: Eddie Campbell; letters: Eddie Campbell | Eddie Campbell |
| 13 | Qu'est-ce Que C'est? | comic story | 8 | script: Fábio Moon, Gabriel Bá; pencils: Fábio Moon, Gabriel Bá; inks: Fábio Moon, Gabriel Bá; letters: Fábio Moon, Gabriel Bá | Fábio Moon; Gabriel Bá |
| 14 | France | comic story | 6 | script: Stan Sakai; pencils: Stan Sakai; inks: Stan Sakai; letters: Stan Sakai | Stan Sakai |
| 15 | A Traveller's Tale: An Astounding Lie About What One Professes to Have Seen Abroad | comic story | 6 | script: Metaphrog; pencils: Metaphrog; inks: Metaphrog; letters: Metaphrog | |
| 16 | The Tree | comic story | 6 | pencils: Farel Dalrymple; inks: Farel Dalrymple; letters: Farel Dalrymple | |
| 17 | Of This Much We Are Certain | comic story | 8 | script: Paul Hornschemeier; pencils: Paul Hornschemeier; inks: Paul Hornschemeier; letters: Paul Hornschemeier | |
| 18 | Afterword | foreword, introduction, preface, afterword | 1 | script: Diana Schutz | |
| 19 | AutobioBios | text article | 4 | letters: typeset | |