| 0 | The Great Pelvis Secret! | cover | 1 | pencils: Jack O'Brien; inks: Jack O'Brien | |
| 1 | Glum... the Only Toothpaste You Use Just Once | cartoon | 1 | letters: typeset | |
| 2 | Crazy Contents | table of contents | 0.5 | letters: typeset | |
| 3 | Man's Best Friend! | cartoon | 0.5 | letters: typeset | |
| 4 | When the Animals Finally Take Over! | comic story | 4 | letters: typeset | |
| 5 | I Test Hoppped the Minestrone RXY-1-XPU | text story | 4 | letters: typeset | |
| 6 | The Adventures of Sniffy Snuff | comic story | 4 | | |
| 7 | Confessions of a Psychiatrist's Couch | text story | 4 | letters: typeset | |
| 8 | It's Part of the Game | comic story | 2 | | |
| 9 | Captain Half Past Twelve | comic story | 4 | | |
| 10 | Expose | comic story | 2 | | |
| 11 | Ribald Classic | comic story | 2 | | |
| 12 | Crazy Home Hint Dept. | comic story | 4 | letters: typeset | |
| 13 | Mother Goosed | comic story | 2 | script: Jack O'Brien; pencils: Jack O'Brien; inks: Jack O'Brien | |
| 14 | Songs to Sing By | text story | 2 | letters: typeset | |
| 15 | Ripper's Page | cartoon | 1 | letters: typeset | |
| 16 | You Too Can Be a Pelvis! | comic story | 4 | letters: typeset | |
| 17 | Crazy's Very Own Guzzle Guide ..for a Simple Road to Alcoholism | text story | 7 | letters: typeset | |
| 18 | Dear Miss Heartburn... | text story | 2 | letters: typeset | |
| 19 | Why Spend Time at Home | text story | 2 | letters: typeset | |
| 20 | The Two-Headed Tigress of Pluto | text story | 4 | script: ? [as Rocket N. Roll]; letters: typeset | |
| 21 | Let's Explore Your Noodle! | text story | 2 | letters: typeset | |
| 22 | Doodles | cartoon | 2 | letters: typeset | |
| 23 | Letters to the Editor | text story | 2 | letters: typeset | |
| 24 | Letters from the Editor | text story | 2 | letters: typeset | |
| 25 | An Important Message for Mechanical Men | cartoon | 1 | letters: typeset | |
| 26 | Blow Out That Stuffed-Up Head! | cartoon | 1 | letters: typeset | |
| 27 | Be Slim! | cartoon | 1 | letters: typeset | |