| 0 | Post-Election Blues | cover | 1 | pencils: Jack Sparling; inks: Jack Sparling | President Jimmy Carter; Teddy Kennedy; Jerry Brown; Ronald Reagan; John Connally; Howard Baker |
| 1 | - | comic story | 1 | pencils: Jack Sparling; inks: Jack Sparling | |
| 2 | Contents | credits, title page | 1 | pencils: ? (illustration); inks: ? (illustration); letters: typeset | |
| 3 | Sick Scrawls | letters page | 1.5 | pencils: ? (illos); inks: ? (illos); letters: typeset | |
| 4 | Sick-ening! | comic story | 0.5 | | |
| 5 | A Crack of It Now | comic story | 6 | script: Adam V. Kane; pencils: Adam V. Kane; inks: Adam V. Kane; letters: Adam V. Kane | |
| 6 | Welcome to Too-Day where Everything is Too-Gay! | comic story | 5 | script: Arnold Drake | |
| 7 | - | comic story | 4 | pencils: Bill Burke; inks: Bill Burke | |
| 8 | The Post Election Blues | comic story | 5 | script: Arnold Drake | President Jimmy Carter; Teddy Kennedy; Jerry Brown; Ronald Reagan; John Connally; Howard Baker |
| 9 | School Daze, School Daze | comic story | 5 | script: George Kashdan | |
| 10 | Eat Your Heart Out | comic story | 2 | letters: typeset | |
| 11 | Archie an the "Shrink!" [sic] | comic story | 5 | script: Arnold Drake | Archie Bunkum; Edith Bunkum; Dr. Efrem Kuack |
| 12 | Gooney Book of Records | comic story | 4 | script: George Kashdan | |
| 13 | Bentson | comic story | 5 | script: Arnold Drake; pencils: Adam V. Kane; inks: Adam V. Kane | |
| 14 | Cher D'Flower! | comic story | 4 | letters: typeset | |
| 15 | Get "Sick" and "Throw..Up" Mediocrity! | promo (ad from the publisher) | 0.6 | pencils: ? (photograph); inks: ? (photograph); letters: typeset | |
| 16 | Statement of Ownership and Circulation | statement of ownership | 0.4 | script: Edward D. Konick | |
| 17 | Animal Corner | comic story | 0.75 | | |
| 18 | Hospital Corridors | comic story | 0.25 | letters: typeset | |
| 19 | - | illustration | 1 | pencils: Jack Sparling; inks: Jack Sparling | |